Chalk It Up Page #2

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Ready?

- One, two, three...

- Stop...

- No.

- Exactly.

- No gymnast...

- Exactly.

No gymnast could catch that.

Gymnastics is not a ball sport.

Come here.

We had a great run.

You know, and I really thought

that you could be the one.

- I know. -I thought

you could, but, um...

- Todd.

- I gotta move on.

- Todd.

- Boop.

- No.

- Here. Oh...

- Stop doing that.

- Take these.

Okay, we'll talk later.

Okay, good riddance.

"Could be the one"?

I'm totally the one.

Moving to Oxford.

He's just in shock, right?

The thing he loves

second most in the world

was just taken away from him.

It's gotta be shock.

He's not leaving me really.

I think his plane left

this afternoon.

All I've got to do

is form the team,

get the buy-in from the athletic

director, and petition the NCAA.

Bing, bang, done. Rugby team

is back, and I'm engaged.

Socrates, really, on the

"intro to philosophy" paper?

So obvious.

You might as well

quote Mickey mouse

on the "intro to Disney" paper.

Just redo it.

Excuse me.

Hey, how's it goin'?

Ooh, frat guys.

No, frat guys are out.

Get my boyfriend back,

I'll get you an "a."

Ah, I think I can find

your boyfriend.

- Move along.

- Ah, all right, here you go.

"Chet Widdington."

Apple, this is my sixth draft.

Well, it's not

completely terrible.

This is...

This is terrible.

But this is...

Just so terrible.

Mit?

Absolutely not.

Greene students only.

Get out of here.

Ooh.

- Break.

- Oh, come on.

Seriously?

Mama, thank heavens.

Hi, apple. So, he's left.

Todd's family is Greene elite.

He's already upped your image

by staying with you this long.

We couldn't expect him

to last forever.

We couldn't?

No, mom.

I've already started

the paperwork

for the women's gymnastic team.

He'll be back.

It's a no-brainer.

Oh, apple,

you can't fix this.

- Yes, I can.

- Let it go.

Sure, we got you into Greene

to find a husband,

but obviously

Todd just isn't the one.

Start looking at the other

guys in your classes.

Figure out who's single...

Mom, I can be

more than a girlfriend.

Let's be serious.

What have you really done

since you've been there?

I started my own business

grading students papers.

Honey, we are

Mccreighton-hill.

We sent you all the answer keys.

Well, it's just

who you are, honey.

A pretty peppy girl.

Embrace it.

Focus on your business

classes not liberal arts.

They're happy middle class.

Dixie!

Get off the chaise lounge!

I gotta go.

Kisses.

N- no, no, mom.

Uh, a minute 30.

Yep, a new record.

I can be more than a girlfriend.

Absolutely. You are

going to be a wife.

We should set up

between the two trees

using space over there.

- Apple.

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