Chalet Girl Page #3
- Friends, breakfast, check.
Three, no sleeping with the clients.
Unless they're fit. Or minted.
Or hitting on you.
- Basically, there's only two rules.
- Basically, yeah.
We're just going to get
the essentials for now.
Right, so shall I go and get the veg?
Six tins of caviar, please. Beluga.
Caviar, right. Of course.
I'm more front-of-house type,
you're more back office.
Because I know how to talk to them.
Yeah, I don't speak much posh.
Dropped it after GCSEs.
- Do you want to prep the veg?
-I live to prep veg.
Right, carrots,
we've got a big game coming up.
I want to see each and every one of you
giving 110 per cent.
Are you done?
Yeah. I thought you said
they landed at five.
I did. But the pilot called.
They ran into some headwind.
Oh, right... The who called?
- (girl) God, he's here already.
- (Kim) Who?
(girl) The owners' all-round ski guide,
fixer and gimp.
Kim, meet the very handsome,
very powerful Bernhardt.
- You're late.
- Did I mention very charming too?
- Is this the new Hausmdchen?
- Hi.
Hey, welcome!
- So, who is everyone?
- Oh, you'll figure it out.
You know, you're going to have to stop
being so helpful all the time.
Rule three. Anyway, he's taken.
- Turned you down, did he?
- No.
So, what's the deal?
How do I, you know, talk to them?
You don't talk to them.
You don't look them directly in the eye.
- And curtsey when you meet them.
- Oh.
- Alright, needle cock?
- You old slapper.
- You OK down there?
- Yeah, yeah, just... stretching.
- Right. Is this the new helper?
- Er, something like that.
Hi, rm Kim.
Jonny. And I don't actually have
a needle cock.
- He did when he was ten.
- Hey.
I'm so excited to be back! Hi!
- Hey, Chloe.
- How are you?
- This is Milly's replacement, Kate.
- Kim.
This heartbreaker is her brother Nigel.
- Nigel. The famous Nigel.
- He really does have a tiny cock.
Hey, it's not what you got,
it's about where you put it in...
Please ignore him.
This is my dad Richard,
"Call me Dickie."
Are you following this?
- Dad, this is Kim.
- Call me Dickie.
Thank you for stepping in.
Just do whatever Georgie does.
Except that thing with her chin.
- We liked that, didn't we?
- That was a one-off.
- Speaking of one-offs...
- Hey!
Hello.
This is my wife Caroline.
Who apparently has a throat infection.
- Help us with the bags?
- Ah, yes.
- Ahem.
- Give her a chance.
I didn't say anything.
(Georgie) And lovingly topped off
with gravy, Ia me.
Back office.
Wouldn't want to steal your thunder
with the sprouts.
Oh, brilliant. Look at that!
(all exclaim)
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