Chain of Fools Page #2

Synopsis: "Chain of Fools" is a heist comedy-romance about a hapless barber whose life takes a turn for the worse when he ends up in possession of a stolen treasure of ancient coins (the "Shiny New Enemies") and simultaneously falls on the wrong side of the law and in love with the detective investigating the crime.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
 
IMDB:
6.1
R
Year:
2000
98 min
Website
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to drop this commie piece of sh*t.

Wait. I thought you said

that nobody would be here.

Don't worry.

We'll wait for a lull in the joggers...

...then carry him to the water.

Okay, okay.

This is insane, but okay.

Put his foot on your foot.

Good. Just act natural.

He's walking.

Andy, this place is no good.

Okay, so maybe I haven't earned

my body dumping badge yet.

Any suggestions where we can dump

your body that's vacant and available?

Get him in!

Don't, Dave!

It was the perfect plan.

Store the body at Karen's

for the time being, and feed the dog.

- Let's get out of here.

- Wait, I have to feed the dog.

Come on! I'm going to give you your pill.

A lot of people think wine coolers

are a lady's drink.

Come here, Dave.

...just as messed up as beer does.

Bad!

- They're great to take on camping trips.

- Dave, where's my ring?

Plus, the vitamin C content is...

What are you doing?

I was just checking to see

if our new friend...

..."Zachary Seymour Avnet"...

...had any cash to donate

to the Andy Brower fund.

Come on. Don't. Put it back.

I didn't find any cash, but I did find this.

Look.

He's a card-carrying member

of the John Birch Society.

I don't know if you're familiar

with their philosophy.

This man did not come into your shop

and yell communist slogans.

It's about time

you start telling Andy Brower the truth.

Okay, Andy.

I'm sorry. I was going to save this

as a surprise, but...

...you and I are about to become

very rich men.

- What do you mean?

- Just grab his keys. Come on.

I hadn't intended on dragging Andy

into this mess, but...

...I figured he could use

a couple of million dollars.

This Avnet guy was a pig.

How are we going to find a couple of coins

in this mess?

We'll tear this place apart.

This place makes me sick.

I'm going to clean up.

Andy, no, you're not.

We don't have enough time.

We've got time, the guy's dead.

Fine, you do what you want.

I'll find the coins.

Hey, sugar, I'm glad you're home.

Who the hell are you?

We're the cleaners.

We're the cleaners.

- Cleaners?

- Merit Badge Cleaning.

- And we're here to clean.

- Yeah.

We're going to vacuum.

Did you get the vacuum?

I left it in the van.

- We'll go down to the van...

- Bullshit! That is bullshit.

What are you doing with Avnet's keys?

We had to get in.

Zachary Seymour Avnet.

I'm going to call the police,

because y'all is lying.

Don't do that.

- We're the cleaners.

- Put it down! Put it down!

- Put it down!

- Oh, sh*t!

Enough talking, all right?

Just tell us where the treasure is.

I don't know nothing about no treasure.

You know damn well

what I'm talking about, lady!

I think it's a guy.

You're a transvestite?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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