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to drop this commie piece of sh*t.
Wait. I thought you said
Don't worry.
We'll wait for a lull in the joggers...
...then carry him to the water.
Okay, okay.
This is insane, but okay.
Put his foot on your foot.
Good. Just act natural.
He's walking.
Andy, this place is no good.
Okay, so maybe I haven't earned
Any suggestions where we can dump
your body that's vacant and available?
Get him in!
Don't, Dave!
It was the perfect plan.
Store the body at Karen's
for the time being, and feed the dog.
- Let's get out of here.
- Wait, I have to feed the dog.
Come on! I'm going to give you your pill.
A lot of people think wine coolers
are a lady's drink.
Come here, Dave.
...just as messed up as beer does.
Bad!
- They're great to take on camping trips.
- Dave, where's my ring?
Plus, the vitamin C content is...
What are you doing?
I was just checking to see
if our new friend...
..."Zachary Seymour Avnet"...
...had any cash to donate
to the Andy Brower fund.
Come on. Don't. Put it back.
I didn't find any cash, but I did find this.
Look.
He's a card-carrying member
of the John Birch Society.
I don't know if you're familiar
with their philosophy.
This man did not come into your shop
and yell communist slogans.
It's about time
you start telling Andy Brower the truth.
Okay, Andy.
I'm sorry. I was going to save this
as a surprise, but...
...you and I are about to become
very rich men.
- What do you mean?
- Just grab his keys. Come on.
I hadn't intended on dragging Andy
into this mess, but...
This Avnet guy was a pig.
How are we going to find a couple of coins
in this mess?
We'll tear this place apart.
Andy, no, you're not.
We don't have enough time.
We've got time, the guy's dead.
Fine, you do what you want.
I'll find the coins.
Hey, sugar, I'm glad you're home.
Who the hell are you?
We're the cleaners.
We're the cleaners.
- Cleaners?
- And we're here to clean.
- Yeah.
We're going to vacuum.
Did you get the vacuum?
I left it in the van.
- We'll go down to the van...
- Bullshit! That is bullshit.
What are you doing with Avnet's keys?
We had to get in.
Zachary Seymour Avnet.
I'm going to call the police,
because y'all is lying.
Don't do that.
- We're the cleaners.
- Put it down! Put it down!
- Put it down!
- Oh, sh*t!
Enough talking, all right?
Just tell us where the treasure is.
I don't know nothing about no treasure.
You know damn well
what I'm talking about, lady!
I think it's a guy.
You're a transvestite?
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