Chain Letter Page #2

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after class, all right?

Okay.

Ew, ew, ew.

It's the 40-year-old

f***ing virgin.

I'm seriously changing

my phone number today.

Can't say I told you so.

- Hey, Jessie.

- You should start...

- Wow, Dante.

- Hey.

I will see you in class.

I got this for you.

Thank you.

I picked it down the street for you.

- It's pretty.

- Can I walk you to class?

- So how was your weekend?

- It was good.

Yeah, just working on my car.

She'll be done in a couple of weeks.

Cool.

So do you think when you're done,

you can take me for a ride?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, of course,

I'll take you for a ride.

Privacy is something

that was, at one time,

considered sacred,

but that's no longer the case.

For instance, right now,

right here,

I would like some privacy

with this class,

but modern technology

prevents me from doing that.

Hey.

What the hell?

My phone just, like,

stopped working.

Better.

How did you do that?

Blocks cell phones for 50 feet.

Oh, man.

You see, there was a time

when you couldn't call somebody

at any time.

There were no cell phones.

When you went out,

until you went home,

you had privacy.

Your messages were at your home.

I have a question.

Don't you think it's worth giving up

some of your privacy

so you can communicate

with the world?

That's a good point, Jessica,

but what about the Internet?

What about MyTube, YourSpace?

Doesn't it bother you

that a complete stranger

can communicate with you,

know what you look like,

know what your favorite color is,

know what movies

you like to watch?

All that information is out there,

and for what reason?

- The ladies.

- Yeah, man.

The ladies. Really?

- The ladies.

- Yes, indeed.

And what do you do

with the ladies

on the Internet?

- Everything.

- Nothing.

You do nothing.

You see,

I think your generation

only sees the good side

of technology.

But I assure you

that where there is a good side,

there is also a bad side,

and both are out there

lurking somewhere.

Okay, kiddies,

let's see what we've got here.

Wow, Barclay.

Five hours later,

you're still here, huh?

Well, man, I guess

you just want to die again.

Come to me.

What are you doing?

Did you leave your computer?

I'm taking all your experience points.

All right, that's fine by me.

F***ing Dwight, man.

Go away.

I have got to save my comrades.

Oh, what the hell?

Okay, what is this?

"You've proven yourself

a worthy opponent.

You're the first link

in the chain."

Link?

Okay.

Well, that is fine.

Cool, man.

I'm a link.

You've received chain mail.

You've received chain mail.

You've received chain mail.

Yeah, chain master,

I got your text.

I get it.

Neil, my computer froze.

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