Cemetery Man Page #3
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- Year:
- 1994
- 105 min
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seeing you here, engineer!
It's a miracle seeing
you here, Mr. Mayor.
So, how are things down at
our cemetery? How are things?
Well how do you think things are?
Population's shrinking.
You're lucky, my dear engineer!
You just can't imagine how
things are at the Town Hall.
Now that the elections are upon us,
it is chaos, right, inspector?
Yeah, it's a thrill for all,
nobody wants to lose their job.
I was hoping for a New Deal...
Daddy, what's this?
This is my assistant Gnaghi.
He's sweet!
Will you buy him, daddy?
That's great, it even knows how to cry!
Gnaghi, don't stay so close to her.
Could you move over, darling?
Would you tell your
daughter to move over please?
Yes of course.
Sometimes Gnaghi gets a little bit excited...
Oh, I'm sure he's
charming. Now, where was I?
What's he doing? Dancing?
No, no, he's just about to...
What the hell are you doing Valentina?
He threw up on me, Claudio!
Oh, a new fact!
Would you like to go for a ride?
I knew you'd understand!
Take off!
By the way, one of these days
I have to talk to you
about the cemetery.
The youth of today...
They're so... emotional.
Come on, Gnaghi! Get in, for God's sake!
Don't do this, just get in the car!
It's not the end of the world,
It didn't even bother her!
She understood it was just a
demonstration of your affection.
Anyway, it's not the first time
you threw up over a woman, is it?
Come on, Gnaghi, get in!
Look, first love doesn't count.
It's last love that counts!
Nobody came today.
I was a bit bored,
not even the admiral...
he's just disappeared!
Let's hope tomorrow, okay?
Yeah, come again and stay a while.
Oh, he was such a
distinguished man, the admiral!
Always used to bring me, always,
a touch of Sambuca.
Oh, come on Gnaghi!
You'll get over, you'll see!
Time passes,
nothing seems the same...
It just gets worse.
God, is it ever difficult
trying to make you feel better!
What were you doing with the Mayor's
daughter anyway? She's only a child!
Gna!
Oh yeah, that's not true,
you are not a child, Gnaghi.
You're a year older than I am. Anyway...
One day,
you'll settle down with some...
poor creature like yourself.
In the meanwhile, why do you care?
They all end up here
sooner or later, Gnaghi.
Often sooner than later.
Faster, open it up!
- He'd kill me!
Claudio!
- Off we go!
- Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
- Hang on!
- Eat our dust!
Four motorcycles racing...
The Mayor's daughter is on one of them.
Her head was sliced right off.
They had to sew it back on the body.
a bus loaded with scouts
on their way back from
a church-sponsored rally.
Slaughter of the innocents!
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