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Synopsis: This movie is based on a novel of Tiziano Sclavi, and it always reflects the "sclavian philosophy" diffused by the most succesful comics in Italy: Dylan Dog, the detective of the nightmare. There is the duality between love and dead (in Italian "dellamore" means "of love" and "dellamorte" means "of death"), a duality that Dellamorte feels in a really hard way. He is the guardian of the cemetery of Buffalora, a little town in the north of Italy, in which, we don't know why, corpses rise from tombs and Dellamorte has to destroy them. Dellamorte seems not to ask to himself why this happen, he shoots and loves. But at the end he wants to leave Buffalora...
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Michele Soavi
  8 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
R
Year:
1994
105 min
437 Views


seeing you here, engineer!

It's a miracle seeing

you here, Mr. Mayor.

So, how are things down at

our cemetery? How are things?

Well how do you think things are?

Population's shrinking.

You're lucky, my dear engineer!

You just can't imagine how

things are at the Town Hall.

Now that the elections are upon us,

it is chaos, right, inspector?

Yeah, it's a thrill for all,

nobody wants to lose their job.

I was hoping for a New Deal...

Daddy, what's this?

This is my assistant Gnaghi.

He's sweet!

Will you buy him, daddy?

That's great, it even knows how to cry!

Gnaghi, don't stay so close to her.

Could you move over, darling?

Would you tell your

daughter to move over please?

Yes of course.

Sometimes Gnaghi gets a little bit excited...

Oh, I'm sure he's

charming. Now, where was I?

What's he doing? Dancing?

No, no, he's just about to...

What the hell are you doing Valentina?

He threw up on me, Claudio!

Oh, a new fact!

Would you like to go for a ride?

I knew you'd understand!

Take off!

By the way, one of these days

I have to talk to you

about the cemetery.

The youth of today...

They're so... emotional.

Come on, Gnaghi! Get in, for God's sake!

Don't do this, just get in the car!

It's not the end of the world,

It didn't even bother her!

She understood it was just a

demonstration of your affection.

Anyway, it's not the first time

you threw up over a woman, is it?

Come on, Gnaghi, get in!

Look, first love doesn't count.

It's last love that counts!

Nobody came today.

I was a bit bored,

not even the admiral...

he's just disappeared!

Let's hope tomorrow, okay?

Yeah, come again and stay a while.

Oh, he was such a

distinguished man, the admiral!

Always used to bring me, always,

a touch of Sambuca.

Oh, come on Gnaghi!

You'll get over, you'll see!

Time passes,

nothing seems the same...

It just gets worse.

God, is it ever difficult

trying to make you feel better!

What were you doing with the Mayor's

daughter anyway? She's only a child!

Gna!

Oh yeah, that's not true,

you are not a child, Gnaghi.

You're a year older than I am. Anyway...

One day,

you'll settle down with some...

poor creature like yourself.

In the meanwhile, why do you care?

They all end up here

sooner or later, Gnaghi.

Often sooner than later.

Faster, open it up!

- If daddy could see us now!

- He'd kill me!

Claudio!

- Off we go!

- Go!

Go! Go!

Go!

- Hang on!

- Eat our dust!

Four motorcycles racing...

The Mayor's daughter is on one of them.

Her head was sliced right off.

They had to sew it back on the body.

The bikes crashed into

a bus loaded with scouts

on their way back from

a church-sponsored rally.

Slaughter of the innocents!

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