Cemetery Man Page #2

you're fine.

Great,

just when I don't need it anymore.

Well don't just stand there!

Go call doctor Vercesi!

Go on, get the doctor!

Go on! Move!

Nothing can separate us.

I swear, nothing.

Nothing will separate us, will it?

Nothing, my love. Nothing.

Not even death?

Not even death.

Dellamorte, are you

in there? Dellamorte!

Jesus! You scared me to death!

Were you looking for

me, Chief Straniero?

Yes, Dr. Vercesi called.

What happened last night?

Well you know. Why are

you asking me? She's dead.

I know she's dead,

but how did that happen?

Her husband.

Sure! He came back from

the dead, he raped her,

then bit her to death.

Is that what he did?

No, he didn't rape her.

Oh, you always crack me up, you know!

Dr. Vercesi, are you spying on us?

No, I dropped this certificate.

Her heart stopped from fear, it

wasn't the bite that killed her.

She died while making...

well you know... doing it.

You know what that means, my boy?

I'll have to look somewhere else

for the creep who killed her!

- You are no longer a suspect.

- Why not?

Well, you know what I mean.

Look, don't make me say it!

Go on, you can say it. I

don't mind, I'm impotent!

Don't use that word! A young

man like you, at your age...

Did she have any relatives?

No, no relatives, no friends.

Well, I have to say that...

Sh*t! This is definitely not my style!

- Can I keep her here?

- If you pay for the funeral, of course

you can do whatever

the hell you want with her.

- Does that wrap it up, then?

- Yeah, except for a killer on the loose.

Care to join me for a cup of tea?

The weather's changing at last!

I can't forgive myself

for having lied to you:

I don't have a degree in biology,

I didn't even finish high school.

I haven't read more than

two books in my whole life:

one,

never finished,

and the other is the phone book.

I don't want her to become a Returner.

I don't want to see her again.

No!

Yes, my love!

No, don't make me do it!

But if you do it so well... so well!

Not to you!

It will be better with

me than with the others!

Gna!

You do it!

Well go on! If you finish

fast I'll buy you an ice-cream.

Gna!

- Here comes the Unforgiven.

- Who?

The Tombstone Mayor.

The man whose dick's so

small he pees with tweezers.

He could become a

woman. That'd solve it!

They are sewing them

back on in the States now.

Yeah, they can stitch it right on,

if you've got one to start with.

Forget it, I started that rumour.

The more they laugh, the

further away they seem.

You can never be too different, Gnaghi.

Maybe you can.

Engineer!

Engineer, engineer, come! Have a seat!

Well well well, what a surprise!

Yes! It's a miracle

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