
Cemetery Junction
-Ain't you seen her b*obs?
Just a minute. You're naked, but--
Are you wearing socks?
I'm in the street.
Don't want my feet getting cold.
That's a good point, actually.
I'm getting off with a vampire.
What have you two ever done?
-Real women.
-Real women.
Vampire, though.
-What's your name?
-Who are you?
-Well, I'm Paul.
-We call him Snork.
-Because I got a nose for muff.
-What you talking to my wife for?
I didn't realize.
-She is.
-He didn't realize.
-Why are you getting involved?
-I'm not.
-What are you doing?
-Look what you've done.
-Pushed over a little retard.
-Yeah. But he's my little retard.
Stop! Stop!
Go left, go left, go left.
Wait. Hold up.
Come on.
-Come on, Snork, over.
-Don't hurt your ankle, Snork.
Come on.
Oh, sh*t.
Wakey-wakey. Rise and shine.
Stand by your beds.
Out you come, you lucky, lucky boys.
-Come on, off you go.
-They're not going anywhere.
Been involved in disorderly conduct
and a major disturbance of the peace.
Let them out, you little ponce,
or I'll disturb your bloody peace.
-What does that mean?
-No idea. Okay, off you go.
Can I help you?
Yeah. Start by brushing your teeth.
You been sucking the toilet mat?
-Leave it out. Come on. Off you go.
-Okay.
Snorky.
-Freddie. Send your mom my love.
-Yeah, all right.
-Your dad still around?
-Yeah.
Shame.
That's a shame, that.
Looking forward to my dinner.
-Morning, Brucie.
-All right, Bill.
These people are queuing for food.
They are Ethiopian peasants
who used to own houses...
...land and cattle.
Elton John's looking for a wife.
Now they possess nothing
but the clothes...
...that hang
He's a lying sod. He's been eating.
He's got a potbelly and everything.
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