Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Synopsis: Short skits based on the cut away gags from the show Family Guy.
 
IMDB:
6.5
TV-MA
Year:
2008
2 min
141 Views

-Yeah.

-Weird.

-Hey, listen.

-There's something you should know.

-What's that?

I have this disease that kind of makes

your immune system sort of go away.

Oh.

Yeah, it's probably nothing,

but I just thought I should tell you.

Okay.

-Otherwise I am clean as a whistle.

-Great.

Hey, thanks for

not making me wear a condom.

-Yeah, no problem.

-Wanna go again?

Let's pound it, brother.

Now, if you'll turn to page three in your

packets, we'll go over fiscal projections.

I'm pleased to announce a 32% increase

in profit for the fourth quarter,

as well as a 16% rise in yearly revenue

at all subsidiaries.

This is despite heightened competition

and higher labor costs.

Compound percent yield, of course,

assumes reinvested interest.

Now, value-oriented stocks appear to be

attractive prospects once again,

and quite able

to generate a healthy cash flow

and give investors

a reassuring margin of safety.

Although the market is

far from where it was six years ago,

we're looking anew

at value stocks and mutual funds

that hold value-oriented shares,

which tend to have a low price-to-earnings

or price-to-book ratios,

or high yields from dividends.

In fact, value stocks have performed

better than growth stocks

over the past several years

among the larger corporations

and the long-term compound appreciation

is quite impressive.

(CATS MEOWING)

(LAUGHS)

Assholes.

(WIND HOWLING)

Uh-oh! I gotta poop.

(GRUNTING)

Come on, you.

We are gathered here today

to ask the blessing of the Lord, our God,

for this union of Mark and Stephanie.

Well, that's good enough for me.

It's been great, Steph.

Same here, good luck.

-Best to the family.

-Yours, too.

-l mean, this is pretty clear, right?

-Yes. That's God's shit.

Right, yeah. Okay, thanks, everyone.

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Seth Macfarlane

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