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and he would like|to speak with you.

His name is Glenn, uh...

Glenn... His name's Glenn... Dale.

Mr. Dale. Here he is.

Hello. This is Mr. Dale.

Hello?

She's hung up.

Nice.

You know, if she had caller I.D.,|we would be in big trouble right now.

Glenn, it was|a make-believe phone call.

Not to her.

I left the seat up. Excuse me.

I try to be considerate.

Excuse me.

That was me.

Over the sheets, too.

Not good.

- Okay.|- Cool.

You're gonna go places.

Cool. Put this on my tab.

Hi. Excuse me.

I was just wondering

if you had any, uh, casting papers

or something that could|sort of help me.

Here's the Casting Call.

Go out there and kill 'em, kid.

- Oh, $3.00?|- 3 bucks.

I know you're gonna do it.

Thanks.

- Let me know how you make out.|- Okay.

Women always ask questions.

Wait! I got it!

I got it!

Hi, I'm calling to schedule you|for an audition for an independent film.

I mean, chicks love|independent films, right?

That's perfect!

That's absolutely perfect!

That means we don't have|to have a script.

We don't have to have a schedule.

We don't have to have a budget.

Nothing. No money.

That's it! No pay.

Just a golden opportunity|to be in an independent film.

That's perfect!|Independent filmmakers.

We're independent filmmakers.

That's it.|I'm calling right now.

- Who should we call?|- What about... Yeah.

- This girl, number 1.|- Holly?

- Yeah.|- Girl number 1. All right.

This is gonna work. Here we go.

Richie Rey on the line. Please hold.

Go. Talk.

- Talk!|- Speakerphone.

Hi, this is Richie Rey.

Thank you for answering the phone.

We'd like to have you in|for an audition.

Cool. For what?

For an independent film.

Ooh, an indie. What's it called?

Perfect For Me.

What's the vibe? It sounds karmic.

Yeah, it's... It's got|some funny stuff in it.

Then sometimes it's not funny at all.

- Right.|- Sad, really.

Then it gets kinda creepy.

But it's... it's mainly funny.

Because it's a comedy.

- Who's producing?|- Me...

and Sherman Oaks,

with Glenn Dale directing.

What should I wear?

Uh, dress like a ho.

A ho? Sure. Okay, peace.

I told you!

Yes! Good work.|That was awesome.

I told you it would work. I told you.

Casting. Perfect For Me.

This is Marina Del.

Marina, I was just looking at your picture.

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm just a little bit nervous.

I've never done this before.

This is actually my first time, too.

Casting?

Well, it's the first time...

first time, uh,

you know, dealing with the casting...

you know, the movie thing.

You're funny.

I hope you're the director.

L... I'm not, but I'm glad that I'm funny.

Oh, well.

Wishful thinking, I guess.

Um, okay, cool.

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