Cattle Call

Synopsis: In Los Angeles, three guys with limited social lives hatch a plan to meet women: they'll issue a casting call for an independent film, interview actresses, and ask out the ones who interest them. Glenn is a nerd, but he has the office. Sherman has the idea - he's a hound, happy to lie, eager to meet and bed as many women as he can fool. Richie, who owns the camera, hopes to meet his true love. Within a few days, he's fallen for Marina Dell, new in town, with a boyfriend back east; Glenn is ga-ga for Laurel, and Sherman can't say no to the eager and adventurous Nikita. But how long can they sustain the fiction, and what about real feelings?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Martin Guigui
Production: Lionsgate
83 min

Look. See? Right there?

The hair on her arms?|She's very hairy.

It's disgusting.

Sherman, I get the point.

I'm doing this for you, man.

When's the last time you got laid?

Why do you need to know?

Exactly. I want to use|your video camera.

Why do you need my video camera?

- For the auditions.|- What auditions?

And we're gonna actually need|an office space, too.

I mean, with, like,|a waiting room or something.

Why don't we just add in|a Jacuzzi and a sauna?

We'll do a weight room.

Maybe some vaulted ceilings.

That'll be nice. A wet bar?

Listen, in order to do this right, Richie,

it has to be a legitimate operation.

- A legitimate operation.|- Right.

Right, right, for a fake casting agency.

That's great.

We need an office space,|whether it's fake or not.

And who's gonna pay for that?

I don't hear anything.





You are such a freak, man.

Everyone I know says|hello or something

after they answer the phone.

Glenn? Hello? Are you there?


What are you doing, man?|You're doing it again.

You're giving me no indication|that you're there.

Did the phone stop ringing?

Yes, it stopped ringing.

Well, then you can assume|that someone picked up the phone.

I can't believe I'm having this|conversation with you, Glenn.

What the hell is wrong|with you, man?

What's wrong with you,|whoever you are?

Glenn, we need to talk to you|about renting some office space.

All right.

Let's talk, then.

- Reject.|- All right, see ya.

Hey, Sherman, you realize|that you're throwing out girls

you would normally|try to pick up in a bar, right?

Richie, the whole point of this|is to get supreme quality ass.


Uh, how about this one?

She looks like Lucy Liu.

She's hot. Keep her. Right?

- Look how hot she is.|- All right. Here.

It's a good keeper.

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