Cats Page #4
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- 1998
- 115 min
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There's probably curry
At the Siamese or at the Glutton
If I look full of gloom
Then I've lunched at the Tomb
On cabbage, rice pudding
And mutton
In the whole of St James's
The name of this Brummell of cats
And we're all of us proud
Bustopher Jones in white
Bustopher Jones in white spats
So much in this way
Passes Bustopher's day
At one club or another he's found
It can be no surprise
That under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably round
He's a twenty-five pounder
Or I am a bounder
And he's putting on weight
Every day
But I'm so well-preserved
Because I've observed
All me life a routine, and I'd say
I am still in me prime
I shall last out me time
That's the word
From this stoutest of cats
It must and it shall
Be spring in Pall Mall
While Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones
Wears white spats
Toodlepip!
(THUNDER ROLLS)
(POLICE SIREN)
Macavity!
(CAR BRAKES SCREECH)
(CAR ACCELERATES AWAY)
- (WOMAN LAUGHS)
- Shh!
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
Mungojerrie
And Rumpleteazer
We're a notorious couple of cats
As knockabout clowns
Quick-change comedians
Tightrope walkers and acrobats
We have an extensive reputation
We make our home in Victoria Grove
This is merely our centre
Of operation
For we are incurably given to rove
When the family assembles
For Sunday dinner
Their minds made up
That they won't get thinner
On Argentine joint
Potatoes and greens
And the cook would appear
From behind the scenes
And say in a voice
That is broken with sorrow
"I'm afraid you must wait
And have dinner tomorrow
"The joint has gone
From the oven like that!"
Then the family will say
"It's that horrible cat!
"Was it Mungojerrie
Or Rumpleteazer!"
And most of the time
They leave it at that
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
Have a wonderful way
Of working together
And some of the time
You would say it was luck
And some of the time
You would say it was weather
We'd go through the house
Like a hurricane
And no sober person
Could take his oath
Was it Mungojerrie
Or Rumpleteazer?
Or could you have sworn
That it might have been both?
And when you hear
A dining room smash
Or up from the pantry
There comes a loud crash
Or down from the library
Came a loud ping
From a vase which was commonly
Said to be Ming
Then the family will say
It was Mungojerrie
And Rumpleteazer
And there's nothing at all
To be done about that
And there's nothing at all
To be done about that
Old Deuteronomy?
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
Well, of all things
Can it be really?
Yes! No! Ho! Hi!
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