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Synopsis: A secret war between cats and dogs quickly peaks as Professor Brody a scientist tries to create a serum to cure dog allergies in humans. As the unsuspecting humans go through their busy lives, the cats make several attempts to possess the formula, as their canine foes try tirelessly to stop them. Caught in the crossfire, a young beagle named Lou, adopted by the Brody family, tries hard to succeed as a secret agent, and in being a friend to the young Scotty Brody. A evil snow white cat named Mr. Tinkles is planning to sabotage the efforts of Professor Brody to discover a cure for human allergies to dogs. And he'll even make every person on Earth allergic to dogs so that he can take over the world with his army of evil cats!
Genre: Action, Comedy, Family
Director(s): Lawrence Guterman
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
47
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
PG
Year:
2001
87 min
Website
1,136 Views


It's a big deal. If no one's allergic|to dogs, we'll have the advantage.

This was your predecessor:|Agent 1364, AIKA Buddy.

He was catnapped about a month ago.

Wasn't on top of his game.|He had to retire.

He got a nice condo in Boca.|Lucky dog.

You're here to replace him.

And to keep the cats away|from the formula.

Can't let them near that.|Now, come on.

All right, agent, let's meet the team.

"Agent"!|Whoa!

Kid, look over there.

-That's Peek.|-Peek?

I don't get it.

Peek, show yourself.

We got a calico on the corner|of Center and Main....

Oh, my God!

Peek's early warning.

He's got it all. Radar, sonar,|thermo-imaging, odor-matrixing.

He can detect a non-residential cat|from three blocks away.

-Peek, fall in.|-Roger that.

-Sam, what's your 20?|-One-eighteenth of a klick east.

I'm going to backtrack using|a delta approach in three...

. . .two. . .one.

Oh, no, not again.

Where am I?

Over here, Sam.

Request permission to pant heavily, sir.

Granted.

Boys, I want you to meet Lou.

-Hey, Louie.|-Hey, Lou.

Human!

Lou's taking over for Buddy.|He's in the hot seat.

Fresh from the academy, he's|up to date on the latest techniques.

Aren't you, Lou?

You know this one? Here we come.|I got you! Oh, I just missed you.

Holy Chihuahua.

How did this happen?

He accidentally slipped through.

He's still got his you-know-whats!

There's no time, Butch. The puppy|stays. End of discussion. Out.

So tell me, one of you. . .

. . .is the dog out of the way?

Did the puppy fall for my clever trap?

None of you have a tale to tell?

A little story for me, perhaps?

You! Tell me, is the game afoot?

Yes?

-Why is the game afoot?|-I mean, no.

Ah, excellent.

So the puppy is dead.|Now we can move on to--

Wait, wait.

Can I change my answer?

Is the puppy alive or not?

Another dog told him it was a bomb.

Another dog?

Anyway, I am sure we'll get into the|basement lab just fine. Right, guys?

-Guys!|-Oh, yeah, sure, no problem.

-Absolutely.|-See?

Project Dark Cloud should go down|without a hitch.

Dark Cloud?|Is that what I'm calling my plan?

Not that I know of.|No, you're calling it. . . .

-How about Storm!|-Dark Storm.

Dark Storm, yes.

Yes. Like a powerful, dark storm. . .

. . .I will make my presence|known to the world.

. . .and make them quake in fear|at the very mention of my name!

Mr. Tinkles!

-Hide!|-Quickly!

Where are you?

Hide!

There you are, Mr. Tinkles.

I've been looking everywhere for you.|Where have you been?

Mr. Mason will be so pleased|to see you.

I'll take you to him.

You're a stinky kitty.

First you have to have a bath.

Mr. Tinkles, don't forget|to wash behind the ears!

If I'm going to be a secret agent,|I should have a better name.

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John Requa

John Requa is an American screenwriter (with Glenn Ficarra) of Cats & Dogs, Bad Santa and the 2005 remake Bad News Bears. The DVD commentary for Bad News Bears revealed that Requa was to have had a bit role in the film, but it was not shot. Requa and Ficcara directed Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor in their screenplay I Love You Phillip Morris. more…

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