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It's a big deal. If no one's allergic|to dogs, we'll have the advantage.
This was your predecessor:|Agent 1364, AIKA Buddy.
He was catnapped about a month ago.
Wasn't on top of his game.|He had to retire.
He got a nice condo in Boca.|Lucky dog.
You're here to replace him.
And to keep the cats away|from the formula.
Can't let them near that.|Now, come on.
All right, agent, let's meet the team.
"Agent"!|Whoa!
Kid, look over there.
-That's Peek.|-Peek?
I don't get it.
Peek, show yourself.
We got a calico on the corner|of Center and Main....
Oh, my God!
Peek's early warning.
He's got it all. Radar, sonar,|thermo-imaging, odor-matrixing.
He can detect a non-residential cat|from three blocks away.
-Peek, fall in.|-Roger that.
-Sam, what's your 20?|-One-eighteenth of a klick east.
I'm going to backtrack using|a delta approach in three...
. . .two. . .one.
Oh, no, not again.
Where am I?
Over here, Sam.
Request permission to pant heavily, sir.
Granted.
Boys, I want you to meet Lou.
-Hey, Louie.|-Hey, Lou.
Human!
Lou's taking over for Buddy.|He's in the hot seat.
Fresh from the academy, he's|up to date on the latest techniques.
Aren't you, Lou?
You know this one? Here we come.|I got you! Oh, I just missed you.
Holy Chihuahua.
How did this happen?
He accidentally slipped through.
He's still got his you-know-whats!
There's no time, Butch. The puppy|stays. End of discussion. Out.
So tell me, one of you. . .
. . .is the dog out of the way?
Did the puppy fall for my clever trap?
None of you have a tale to tell?
A little story for me, perhaps?
You! Tell me, is the game afoot?
Yes?
-Why is the game afoot?|-I mean, no.
Ah, excellent.
So the puppy is dead.|Now we can move on to--
Wait, wait.
Can I change my answer?
Another dog told him it was a bomb.
Another dog?
Anyway, I am sure we'll get into the|basement lab just fine. Right, guys?
-Guys!|-Oh, yeah, sure, no problem.
-Absolutely.|-See?
Project Dark Cloud should go down|without a hitch.
Dark Cloud?|Is that what I'm calling my plan?
Not that I know of.|No, you're calling it. . . .
-How about Storm!|-Dark Storm.
Dark Storm, yes.
Yes. Like a powerful, dark storm. . .
. . .I will make my presence|known to the world.
. . .and make them quake in fear|at the very mention of my name!
Mr. Tinkles!
-Hide!|-Quickly!
Where are you?
Hide!
There you are, Mr. Tinkles.
I've been looking everywhere for you.|Where have you been?
Mr. Mason will be so pleased|to see you.
I'll take you to him.
You're a stinky kitty.
First you have to have a bath.
Mr. Tinkles, don't forget|to wash behind the ears!
If I'm going to be a secret agent,|I should have a better name.
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