Catfight Page #2

bigger and better than you

tells you to do

something, do it.

- Why?

- Because their knowledge

is what made them

bigger and better.

- Yeah, how's that for

a freaking birthday present.

It was a very encouraging

email, don't you think?

Yeah, you bet your

sticky sweet ass.

Okay, I'll see you

tonight, buddy.

Good morning.

It's a beautiful,

beautiful day.

- A beautiful, beautiful day.

- You're in a good mood.

- Well, we just got

a very encouraging email

from Phil price

at the Pentagon.

He's the head of the committee

for defense contractors.

- Oh, that sounds promising.

- Can you imagine

if we land this contract

tonight of all nights?

- Karl's birthday?

Wouldn't that be great?

- That would be great.

- I'm am praying this

deal goes through.

Praying.

Oh Jesus.

Donna?

- Oh, I've got it Mr. salt.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

I'm just such a klutz.

Jesus.

- Not a problem.

- It's so shocking,

your work.

- Oh, you meant that

as a compliment.

- It's positively vulgar.

But in a good way.

- Oh, thanks.

- I do think most of us

are in some sort of stupor.

Clueless consumers

with lobotomies.

- Yeah, consumerism

is a big part of my work.

- You've heard of black Friday.

- Of course.

- You've seen the videos

of people storming the stores

like rabid cattle.

- Yeah, right.

Like rabid cattle.

- But this work.

This work seems to say.

Wake up!

- Right.

That's my hope.

To wake people up.

- Very interesting.

Of course, I could never

hang any of this on my wall.

My wife would never allow it.

- Maybe you should show your

wife who wears the pants.

- Ashley, be reasonable.

This is the kind of work

that could drive someone mad.

- What?

Because of the red?

Come on, I do other paintings.

I could use yellow.

- It's not--

it's not the red.

It's the subject matter.

It's insane.

- Isn't our state

of unawareness insane?

Don't we need insanity to pull

us out of our current insanity?

- Oh, this is interesting.

What is this?

Excuse me.

- Oh, yeah.

- Uh, do you draw these bunnies?

- Oh, yeah.

- Why do you express

yourself in this way?

- What are you talking about?

- Well, these blue bunnies.

They're so Sincere,

and so hopeful.

- Oh, um, bunnies are cute.

Um, and they're sexual

but unthreatening.

- Don't drink tonight.

- That's a strange request.

- Well, it's not a request.

Just don't drink tonight.

- What do you mean?

It's a party.

You're supposed to

drink at these things.

- This is an important night.

I don't want you

to embarrass me.

- What do you mean?

- You know what I mean.

- No, but you're implying

that I'm embarrassing

- when I drink.

- Yeah.

- Stanley.

Do I embarrass you?

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