Catch Me Daddy Page #2

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- Erm, yeah.

- They're different varieties.

- Are they good?

- Yeah.

- I've got this voucher thingy.

- Yeah.

So I get two milkshakes...

- ...and pay for one?

- Pay for one, yeah.

- Oh, cool. What kind do you do?

- Any kind you want. It's up to you.

Erm... What about, er,

cornflakes and Mars or summat?

No, that'd be rank, like.

You don't want one of them.

- What, really?

- Yeah.

- Sounds good, though.

- It does, but it's not.

Er...

What about... What about

summat with Skittles in it?

That'd break the blender.

What, the Skittles?

They're nice and soft and chewy.

- Nah, they'd break it.

- How does it break it?

- Cos it would. Cos they're too hard.

- Oh, right. Er...

Can I have a Milky Way

and a Ferrero Rocher?

- Yeah.

- And then, er,

that Fizz Wiz and marshmallows.

- Yeah.

- Cool.

How long are they gonna take?

I don't know. As long as it does.

You alright, mate?

Seen these two?

Have a look.

- Just have a look.

- No, mate.

Have you seen these two?

I haven't, no.

Sorry, mate. No, I haven't.

If I give you my number,

will you ring me?

- Yeah.

- I'll give you 50 if you see them.

If I see them,

I'll give you a bell.

Are you alright in the head, like?

You look a bit stoned or something.

You're going well slow.

Gotta make sure

it's perfect, haven't you?

Make the perfect milkshake,

that's how you get customers.

Oh... Why you laughing?

You're smirking. Why you laughing?

It's just a question.

What are you laughing for?

I don't know. I just laugh.

I'm a laughable person.

- Am I gonna get my milkshake or what?

- Yeah, OK.

Cos you're talking at me,

distracting me.

- Hello there. You OK?

- Er, yeah.

- Can I have some co-codamol, please?

- You can. Is it for yourself?

- Yeah.

- Have you had it before?

- Yeah.

- Are you on any other medications?

- No.

- That's 1.49, please.

Thank you.

There's 51 change.

And there's your tablets.

Thank you very much. Bye!

Er, caravan.

Oh...

I know. I'm gonna have to go.

I'm gonna have to go. Speak soon?

OK. Love you. Bye-bye. Bye.

- What's this?

- Got you a milkshake.

- You bought a milkshake?

- Yeah.

- How much was this?

- Don't matter how much it were.

What's that? F***'s sake!

- It's popping candy!

- Ah, it's weird, man.

- Is it crackling in your mouth?

- That's f***ed up.

That's weird.

It's called Fizz Wiz.

So what did you do today?

Went into town.

- And?

- Just looking for work.

- Anything? Did you find anything?

- No.

I seen there was a job

in the White Lion today.

Ah, that's washing dishes, Laila.

F*** that, man.

What's wrong with that?

Why the f*** do I want to wash dishes?

What, do you think I like

washing old snidey women's hair?

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