Catch and Release Page #3

- I don't think so, cookie.

- Well, I do.

And I knew him better than you did, so...

What?

Are you serious?

Oh, my God, Dennis, like, I may not have

been the dude's business partner, okay,

- but, like, me and Grady were tight, sir.

- Okay, okay.

Very tight.

In fact, I just happen to know he told me

stuff that he would never tell you.

Stuff I bet you never thought

would leave the walls

of your super-secret fly-fishing shop.

Like what?

- What stuff?

- Just stuff stuff, Dennis!

Just work stuff. Stuff about work.

All right. You're drinking too much.

Give me that.

Are you...

That's your big move.

"You're drinking too much.

Going to take your pole."

You know what?

I guess the best offense is a good defense.

Did you even go into work today, assface,

or did you just hang around

and get loaded?

Not that it's any of your business,

but I took a mental health day,

if you must know.

I'm depressed, all right?

My best friend just died.

Oh, I'm sorry, he wasn't my best friend.

He was your best friend.

Hey. Are these things hard to use?

No.

- Jackass!

- Sorry.

I think the hill was a good idea.

I think the hill was an excellent idea.

Come on, Dennis!

What?

If you don't hurry up, I'm going to

burn this stuff on principle alone.

I'm not listening to you

until you're fully dressed.

Gray lady down,

just in time for the barbecue.

You're not going to believe this.

- He transferred $3,000 out.

- Yup.

- Every month?

- Yup.

And you don't know

whose account it went to?

Nope. Do you?

Me? No idea.

- Sammy, do you know?

- First I heard of it.

You know, not for nothing,

but we could totally use a blender.

Supper, supper, supper, supper.

Supper, supper, supper, supper.

- Supper, and nothing for Fritzie-time!

- God.

- Check it out.

- Oh, Sammy.

- You didn't need to do this.

- You're right. I didn't, but,

"What comes from the heart

goes to the heart."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Tummy Mint?

No, that would be the Celestial Seasonings'

Echinacea Complete Care.

Excellent guess.

Let me ask you a question. It ain't going to

freak you out, staying in here?

In what way?

You know, in the way that he's not...

You know...

I'm pretty clear on that fact, Sam.

Get your feed on.

- Enjoy.

- Thank you.

Dennis!

Oh, God.

Either answer it or turn it off.

That's not mine.

Whose is it?

Maybe it is. Let me see.

Ten missed calls.

- I can figure that out.

- Ten's a lot.

Here. Let me...

Messages. Select. Listen to messages.

If you don't know whose it is,

you probably shouldn't listen to those.

I know whose it is.

Okay.

Hey, Grady. It's me.

So, it's the fourth and I kind of have

my landlord breathing down my back here.

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