Cat Run 2 Page #2

to eighth-grade honeys

with the flat chests?

ANTHONY:
You remember that.

That was good.

You remember, uh,

Ms. Hogan's class?

JULIAN:
Oh, epic breasts. Epic.

(SIGHS) You know, she

confiscated all my beads,

didn't show me as much as a.

Mmm' but that was a Fat Tuesday.

(CHUCKLES)

So what's it gonna be?

Look, my uncle can put us up

and give us a home

base for the expo.

All right. F*** it, New Orleans.

Ah' one word.

N'awlins.

Say it with me...

BOTH:
N'awlins.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Look at that

We in the Big Easy, baby.

(INAUDIBLE)

(ALL CHEERING)

They didn't have that

last time we were here.

(ALL CHEERING)

JULIAN:
Oh, I'm ready. You ready?

(SIREN WAILING)

(INAUDIBLE)

Right? Nice.

JULIAN:
Hey! Jackhole.

JULIAN:
Big Ray.

What's up, man? Hey, baby.

Good to see you.

Looking good, brother.

Always. What'd you expect?

Man' the whip is nice.

RAY:
Absolutely.

Let me get these

bags real quick.

DRIVER:
Yeah, right here.

ANTHONY:
Thanks, man,

I appreciate it.

This is, uh, my friend and

business partner, Anthony Hester.

How you doing, man'? Anthony.

Hey. Ray Boudreaux.

Welcome to the Big Easy.

Love it.

Ain't that big, ain't

always easy, but it's home.

Yeah. So, uh, what happened

to Jenkins' corner store?

He retired. But your little friend

Simone, she's staying in there.

Whoa. "Big Bone" Simone, huh?

Yeah, that big girl. What?

Okay, she used to eat all

the gumbo and everything.

Jambalaya. All the gumbo.

Everything,

The dirty rice. Ate it all up.

Went to the ass. To the hips?

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah...

Well, yeah.

In fact, she said one of

you guys can stay with her

'cause I only got

one couch upstairs.

Okay, well, then, uh, look, I'm

gonna stay upstairs with Big Ray.

Yeah, that's all right.

And' uh, you know...

Go on and take

that for the team.

Stay with Simone. Okay.

But she's good. She's

big, but she's sweet.

You'll like her.

So that's not her?

(SCREAMING)

I missed you! Wow! Look at you!

You look great! Uh.

Look at... You got so big.

And you got so small.

But like a good small, though.

Yeah? You look so good.

Oh. Is this your friend?

Anthony, nice to meet you.

I think I'm staying with you.

Oh, I was just telling

Anthony (CLEARS THROAT)

that you're gonna be staying

with Big Ray upstairs.

Well, whatever you guys want'

JULIAN:
I know what I want.

Want me to show you inside?

Cool, all right. I'M

go ahead and, uh...

See you at dinner' huh?

Yeah, take care. All right.

Uh, you know, Antoine,

guests in my house

don't have to cook.

Oh, it's Anthony, please.

It's my pleasure. I like

to earn my keep' you know?

You want to come over here

and taste this stuff?

Ah, no, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)

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