Casual Sex? Page #2

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Yeah, don't worry.

You're fine.

You tested for everything?

Yeah, I tested

for everything, okay?

And you're

perfectly healthy.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Good-bye, Stacy.

Oh, thank you, thank you,

thank you for sparing

a formerly flirtatious,

spontaneous, and let's face it,

much too promiscuous slamhound.

You won't be sorry,

'cause from now on I swear I'll

lead a life of pure sublimation.

I'll aerobicize

my little heart out.

I'll meditate.

I'll compose symphonies.

I'll do anything

to keep myself from ever

touching human flesh again.

I'll give new meaning

to the word "celibacy."

Ooh!

Stacy, you don't

have to commit to

lifelong celibacy.

Just practice safe sex.

Safe sex. Who'd have ever

thought those two words would

exist in the same sentence?

I don't know.

Maybe abstinence

isn't such a bad thing.

Beats sleepin' with guys

who don't call you back

afterwards.

And you and I have more

in common now that we're

both afraid of sex.

That's consoling.

I miss it.

I mean, I don't know how to

get close to men without it.

There's your boyfriend.

So what?

There's yours.

[ Snorting ]

Well, it's been 10 months

and 17 days,

and the only man

who looked safe to me

was Dr. Goodman.

And I wasn't

attracted to him.

Then it seemed like I wasn't

attracted to anybody,

and that scared me

more than AIDS did.

Where were you?

God, I'm sorry.

I got a great surprise.

What?

This is where we're going

on our vacation.

Okay.

"Oasis Health Spa."

They're all exercising.

That's not a vacation.

There's all kinds

of social events.

Look. There's dancing, parties.

Look how pretty it is.

I don't know.

My mom told me about

a cruise to Hawaii...

where we can

lay out in the sun

and be blobs for a week.

That's a vacation.

Yeah, but what kinda guys

are we gonna meet?

At this place at least

we know everybody's

into being healthy.

It'll help me

with my paranoia.

Stacy. How's it goin'?

[ Gasps ]

Hi, Baylor.

Do you remember him

from the Fringe festival?

Oh, yeah. Hi.

Stacy, I'm into something

totally different now.

[ Shudders ]

I can't even put it into words.

Why don't you come over?

[ Stuttering ]

I'm sorry. We're having lunch.

Oh, yeah. Okay, great.

Let me give you

my new address.

My new number.

Okay?

It's a garage arrangement.

Great.

[ Sighs ]

[ Giggles ]

I gotta

get out of this town.

Good-bye!

Yea!

[ Giggling ]

[ Man ]

Yes, sir

Ha, ha, yeah

We're so

color coordinated.

God, we're gonna be

the best lookin'

ones there.

[ Car Backfiring ]

[ Man ]

Me mind on fire

Me soul on fire

Feelin' hot, hot, hot

Party people

All around me

Feelin' hot, hot, hot

Oh, what to do

on a night like this

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