Castaway on the Moon Page #3

and making black bean noodles...

which has the higher probability?

I should hope for a miracle.

But it doesn't matter.

I got all the time in the world.

It's salty.

I made this salty taste

on my own.

Maybe it's because

I ate bland tasting food.

I couldn't be more proud

of my salty tasting self.

I feel like the

most delicious thing

at the top of the

evolutionary chain.

I'm damn delicious.

I'm good!

I know how you feel, bud.

This suit can turn you

into a scarecrow.

No need for this anymore.

Hopeful retail price: 85 cents

Hope

I've been watching him

for 2 months.

This is my mini homepage

of the alien

who can only be seen

from my window.

He is shy.

Likes dirty things.

Enjoys adventures.

He's a total freak.

And he's very curious about

Earth's black bean noodles.

Will I be invited to join...

this lonely alien's community?

I must go out into the Earth.

Can I do it without NASA's help?

Just once.

Only onetime.

Representing the 6 billion

people on Earth...

I'll reply to an alien's message.

Since Armstrong...

This is another

giant step for mankind.

Blast off!

See you later, hon.

Didn't you find the note?

Why aren't you replying?

It's a sprout!

Fast and easy loans like shopping.

Don't lose hope.

Banana flavor.

Don't you think?

It's gotta be.

It has to be meant for me.

Then why else

would it be there?

It said, 'Hello'.

You know what that means?

Think about it.

It means someone's been

watching me.

A freak? A psycho?

After 3 months and 17days.

I finally got a reply.

The images and sound

are slowly getting clearer.

You're sleepy.

That's right, a pen-pal.

Writing to someone you don't know.

Then you get curious

and imagine who it might be.

It's an international pen-pal

cuz it's in English.

But it's the best

when you don't know who it is.

It doesn't matter who it is.

Right?

Hey, pal!

Startin' to ignore me?

What's wrong?

Going through puberty or somethin'?

Corn...Corn!

See this?

We can make noodles

with corn powder!

It's corn! Corn!

Corn!

Yes, hello.

You know Bam Island on Han River?

How much for the duck boat?

Damn it!

Damn! Why me!

Hello!

Anyone here?

Black bean noodles delivery.

Black bean noodles...

Hey!

Ah, some woman sent this.

Regular black bean noodles.

Black bean noodles with onions.

Sea food black bean noodles.

And this is on the house.

It's true...

We're supposed to

deliver anywhere.

But this is going way overboard.

Enjoy your meal and...

keep the dishes.

Wait!

The woman...

What does she look like?

Man, I'd like to see her face, too.

Hey, wait!

God damn it!

I don't care!

Deliver it yourself,

eat it, or throw it out!

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