Cassanova Was a Woman Page #2

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Cassanova?

[offensively exaggerated

Spanish accent] Yeah, um...

was she raped and beatin' first,

before she got high and

'ovadosed', you know,

or was she raped and beatin',

while she got high and then

'ovadosed'? Because you know...

that's stupi', yo!

[Cassanova] Suffice it to say,

they didn't buy me

as a Latina

hooker, but...

they would buy me as an Irish

one.

[Irish accent] Apparently they

think I'd make a better living

on the streets of Dublin,

not Times Square.

How's my Irish accent?

Is it okay?

Better luck next time, Cass.

Yeah, whatever.

What else is going on?

[Cassanova] You a**hole!

I'm trying to share something

really important with you

REALLY enlightening.

And all you care about is

how you fit into the picture.

I think I'm not in love with him

anymore.

I don't know how this could

happen. We're...

We're constantly arguing.

Peter, you can't let go of

something that happened

three years ago, and then

nothing.

Maybe I should have cheated on

you too.

We were so in love. It's...

It's crazy.

[Peter] You lied,

and you cheated on me and you

never really apologized for it.

Nev...Never?

Never apologized for it?

Let me see,

where is that freaking

affidavit?

I have written testimony, that I

notarized

stating the numerous, extensive

apologies

that have come out of

this mouth.

C'mon! That's bullshit!

Why is it crazy?

People do fall out of love,

you know?

Yeah, but I thought I'd be with

him for the rest of my life.

I don't think I can do it.

[Peter] I can't believe that

after all--

I'm not gonna rehash this again.

I'm not.

I'm not gonna rehash

this again.

Well, yeah we are. Yes, you are.

You're going to talk about this

until you realize

Oh my God!

There are other ways to torture

someone

that are much more

humane.

[therapist] What can't you do?

Live without him.

We're discussing this.

No.

We are discussing this,

and I'm saying it again,

in a therapist's office.

No more! Not here!

I'm not going to...

I've already told you, I am not

going anywhere, alright?

Peter, c'mon!

Please, just sit down and

listen.

No! You made your bed,

now lie in it.

How's the sex?

In a word--

horrible.

[therapist] Horrible?

Do you two communicate about

that?

Please,

communication has

never been a problem for us.

I told him a hundred times,

he never does anything new,

or anything I suggest.

For the past ten years,

we've been making love the

same-exact-way.

I've introduced food,

costumes,

toys, gadgets,

different places, different

positions,

hands, tongue, mouth.

He's introduced

his penis.

Was it ever any good?

[Cassanova] Well...

I guess when we first started

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