Casino Jack Page #2

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American style democracy in action.

And the more influences we have-

the bigger the smile on our kid's faces.

Good morning, gentlemen. Grover,

what brings you to locker room?

Don't even bother trying to

pitch him on our new client,

he has issues with helping

our native's people.

Just with natives American, Jack.

What do they have to do

with American for tax reform?

I need your help on this one, Grover.

I need the Congressional

friends in your organization

to understand there are certain

American Indian tribes that need help.

Jack, United States from day

one was founded on the basis

that you could be or

do anything you want to.

You're in charge of your own future.

There is no ceiling, there is no floor-

You want to be a bum, you can be a bum.

You want to accomplish great

things, you can do that too.

So, natives American chose to

live in third world conditions,

why is that my problem, huh?

-Are those pistachios?

-Yeah, genius.

Listen, this is perfect for you,

Grover. It is philanthropic. I mean-

The money we're saving

them is essentially

paying for their health

clinics and schools.

-Help them help themselves.

-Yeah, come on!

There's no one on the stand

as persuasive as you are.

-You are a Harvard man, dude.

-Yeah... yeah!

The man with the crimson tongue.

Grover, all we are

trying to do is help these

people empowered themselves.

Jack, I've known you for 25 years.

Why do I think your social

gravitates is more than just about

health connections-schools?

-Veuve Clicquot, sir?

-Thank you.

You're welcome.

-Ice tea?

-Thank you.

-Merlot with three ice cubes.

-Thank you.

Seriously, I think I once got a

lap dance from her on "Nexus Gold."

-I wouldn't know, Mikey. I'm married.

-I thought I recognized her too, si.

I liked the good lord would

prefer I have deaf ear on this one.

-We all set?

-Check! 18 holes,

St. Andrews, 5 stars hotel.

Hugh Fraser, the British

Open champion on hand

to give a lesson lolly f***ing doll.

Restaurants tour in Edinburgh,

two days stopover at the

Hyde Park Oriental in London.

Oh... VIP tickets to

The Lion King for Tom.

Nice soft grip, soft hand.

Take a whack at her. Come on.

Great shot!

Great! Now I gotta sandbag my drive

so Ponchos doesn't spew on his shoes.

Ponchos been prime to arrange that

he got his picture taken with Bush.

Three years ago, his tribe is weaving

pine needles and selling key chains.

Now he must be able to drive a

Hummer and buy condos in Hawaii.

You tell me why these clowns get to

own casinos and made 20 millions a year?

Well, I don't know? Maybe

that's not good enough

reason for you, champ?

-Are you part Mohawk now?

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