Carry on Regardless Page #2

Synopsis: The Helping Hands agency employs some very strange people to perform some very strange jobs! Even the simplest of tasks get bungled by the incompetent but lovable staff, as they get given jobs ranging from taking animals for walks (no ordinary animals you understand) to demonstrating new products at a large and prestigious exhibition...
Genre: Comedy
Production: Lionsgate
 
IMDB:
6.1
Year:
1961
90 min
188 Views


Erm... P-P-Panting?

No, that's the way I always breathe.

And your name?

Twist, madam. Sam Twist.

Do sit down.

Yes, well, er... where's the baby?

Oh, look.

Oh, delightful.

And so like you, too.

Well, I don't wish to delay you...

..so just show me where the baby is.

Oh, come here and relax, Mr Twist.

Relax? No, thank you, madam,

not while I'm on duty.

Well, madam, where is the baby?

I haven't got a baby.

That's my niece.

Oh.

Sit down.

Er, no, no.

Mr Twist,

don't make it difficult for me.

You're making it difficult for me,

madam.

I'll explain, Mr Twist.

You see, I have deceived you.

I don't really need a baby-sitter.

In that case, I'll just be going...

But I do need a man.

Mrs Panting!

You will help me, won't you?

It depends what you want.

You.

Why me? Ahem. Why me?

It could be any man, but I want

to keep it on a professional basis.

I must have a man by eight o'clock.

Well, we only supply helping hands.

Why eight o'clock?

That's when he gets home.

Oh, I see, yes, does he?

Who?

Mr Panting.

My husband!

Oh, madam.

He neglects me.

I find that difficult to believe.

He ignores me.

It's impossible.

He takes me for granted.

Surely not.

I know he loves me,

but I want him to show it more.

Ask him to...

Have a little chat with him.

It's no good, I've tried.

No, he needs a lesson.

So do I. I mean, that he does, yes.

I've got to make him jealous.

That's the ticket.

He must find me with a man.

You're so right. At eight o'clock.

On the dot.

Now do you understand?

Yes, Mrs Panting, I... NO! No, no.

Please, it's nearly eight o'clock.

Stay away from me, dangerous lady.

He'll be here in seconds.

You might as well make it look good.

Kiss me.

Madam!

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me...

Penny!

Let me go, you beast!

Can I help it if I'm irresistible?

Mr Panting, I can explain.

I'm from Helping Hands. Let me go.

My braces. I can explain everything.

Your wife... oh, my braces.

It all started with the baby...

Darling.

Did you hurt your hand?

"Attractive man required

to model for our..."

Morning. Oh, sorry.

It blew off. Oh.

Ahem!

Aye aye.

Yes, madam, right away.

Yes, certainly, thank you.

Job for you.

As a model?

Lady wants someone to walk her pet.

It's a lovely day. Do you good.

Nice address, anyway.

I'm from Helping Hands. I understand

you want me to take your pet out.

Oh, yes. I got such an awful cold.

Well, never mind.

Where is the little chap?

Here.

Oh, I, really, I... I rather er...

Helping Hands

said they can do anything.

And so we will. What's his name?

Yoki.

Yoki.

Don't let him out of your sight.

No. Come on, Yoki.

Which way? This way? That way?

Oh, down here, all right. Come along.

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Norman Hudis

Norman Hudis (27 July 1922 – 8 February 2016) was an English writer for film, theatre and television, and is most closely associated with the first six of the Carry On... film series, for which he wrote the screenplays until he was replaced by Talbot Rothwell. more…

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