Carry On Loving Page #2

Synopsis: The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called "The Wit to Woo". The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Gerald Thomas
Production: J. Arthur Rank Productions
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
1970
88 min
417 Views


Or perhaps you'd like me to explain

to our clients how it works.

No, no, no.

We don't need you... darling.

I want to see that

the gentleman's fixed up properly, dear.

It's a pity about that, Mr Muffin, a great pity.

- Oh, has your computer gone wrong?

- No, it's been too accurate.

- This lady's hobby is not compatible with yours.

- Oh, but how?

Well, she likes to make Christmas decorations

out of milk bottle tops.

That could lead to fights every morning

about who's going to have the top.

I'm sure we wouldn't.

It would bring your aircraft production

to a standstill.

Oh, nonsense, sweetheart.

I think it's a lovely idea.

Can't you just imagine these two young people

sitting in front of a fire every evening,

doing things with their tops?

I'm quite ready to have a go at it if she is,

Mr Bliss.

She's ready all right, mate...

to have a go, I mean.

Don't be a spoilsport, Sidney.

Her number's on the card. Let me call it.

I'll do it...

darling.

That's it. Now, hold it.

(Phone rings)

Oh, excuse me one moment, will you?

Esme Crowfoot speaking. Can I help you?

Oh, this is Mr Bliss of the Wedded Bliss Agency.

You've got a nerve calling me after the way

you behaved last night, I must say.

Yes, and I'm very sorry if I bothered you,

Miss Crowfoot.

The fact is we have a young gentleman here

who's very anxious to meet you.

Well, if he's anything like you,

I don't think I care to meet him, thank you.

She's all excited about it.

I don't know what you think I am,

or expect me to do,

but it'll take more than a dozen tired daffodils

to do it, I can assure you.

That's nice of you to say so.

We do our best to give satisfaction.

How about this evening?

- Yes, that's fine with Mr Muffin.

- Muffet.

How about the Parkway Cocktail Bar,

Lovely. Fine. Yes, not at all. It's a pleasure.

You're very welcome.

That's that, then.

Two guineas registration, two guineas for

the introduction. That's four guineas altogether.

I'll give you one of our introductory cards,

so that she knows you come from us.

Oh, yes, thank you.

And you might like to have our little booklet,

giving a few tips on courtship,

a sort of Do-lt-Yourselves.

- I beg your pardon?

- Never mind. There we are.

Thank you.

Oh, yes, thank you very much.

That's very nice of you.

The Wit To Woo by Sidney Bliss. Interesting.

Yes, well, that's all, then.

And the very, very best of luck to you, Mr Muffet.

Er, Muffin. Erm...

Was there something else?

- Just my change. I gave you a five pound note.

- That's right.

There's two guineas registration, two for

the introduction and 16 bob for the booklet.

Oh. Oh, yes.

I... Yes. Oh, thank you.

Yes. Not at all. There we are.

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Talbot Rothwell

Talbot Nelson Conn Rothwell, OBE (12 November 1916 – 28 February 1981) was an English screenwriter. more…

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