Carry On Loving Page #2
- Year:
- 1970
- 88 min
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Or perhaps you'd like me to explain
to our clients how it works.
No, no, no.
We don't need you... darling.
I want to see that
the gentleman's fixed up properly, dear.
It's a pity about that, Mr Muffin, a great pity.
- Oh, has your computer gone wrong?
- No, it's been too accurate.
- This lady's hobby is not compatible with yours.
- Oh, but how?
Well, she likes to make Christmas decorations
out of milk bottle tops.
That could lead to fights every morning
about who's going to have the top.
I'm sure we wouldn't.
It would bring your aircraft production
to a standstill.
Oh, nonsense, sweetheart.
Can't you just imagine these two young people
sitting in front of a fire every evening,
I'm quite ready to have a go at it if she is,
Mr Bliss.
She's ready all right, mate...
to have a go, I mean.
Don't be a spoilsport, Sidney.
Her number's on the card. Let me call it.
I'll do it...
darling.
That's it. Now, hold it.
(Phone rings)
Oh, excuse me one moment, will you?
Esme Crowfoot speaking. Can I help you?
Oh, this is Mr Bliss of the Wedded Bliss Agency.
You've got a nerve calling me after the way
you behaved last night, I must say.
Yes, and I'm very sorry if I bothered you,
Miss Crowfoot.
The fact is we have a young gentleman here
who's very anxious to meet you.
Well, if he's anything like you,
I don't think I care to meet him, thank you.
I don't know what you think I am,
or expect me to do,
but it'll take more than a dozen tired daffodils
to do it, I can assure you.
That's nice of you to say so.
We do our best to give satisfaction.
How about this evening?
- Yes, that's fine with Mr Muffin.
- Muffet.
How about the Parkway Cocktail Bar,
Lovely. Fine. Yes, not at all. It's a pleasure.
You're very welcome.
That's that, then.
Two guineas registration, two guineas for
the introduction. That's four guineas altogether.
I'll give you one of our introductory cards,
so that she knows you come from us.
Oh, yes, thank you.
And you might like to have our little booklet,
giving a few tips on courtship,
a sort of Do-lt-Yourselves.
- I beg your pardon?
Thank you.
Oh, yes, thank you very much.
That's very nice of you.
The Wit To Woo by Sidney Bliss. Interesting.
Yes, well, that's all, then.
And the very, very best of luck to you, Mr Muffet.
Er, Muffin. Erm...
- Just my change. I gave you a five pound note.
- That's right.
There's two guineas registration, two for
the introduction and 16 bob for the booklet.
Oh. Oh, yes.
I... Yes. Oh, thank you.
Yes. Not at all. There we are.
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