Carry on Girls

Synopsis: Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the local women's liberation movement, has other ideas. It's open warfare as the women's lib attempt to sabotage the contest.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Gerald Thomas
Production: Palm Beach Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.5
NOT RATED
Year:
1973
88 min
8 Views

- Again? You should complain to the manager.

- I can't. He's after me too, you see.

Well, perhaps you shouldn't

make yourself look quite so attractive.

I can't help it. I give out waves, you know.

- Really?

- Yes, my late husband used to call it "oomph!"

William... have you seen Mr Fiddler?

Yes... not a bad photo, considering.

No, I don't mean this. I mean, has he been in?

Ah.

Yes, it was last Tuesday.

Has he been in today?

Today?

Now, let me see...

Never mind, William. If you do see him,

could you tell him I'd like to see him right away?

Yes.

What shall I tell him if I don't see him?

Nothing, William. Nothing.

Yes, I'll try and remember that, Mrs Philpotts.

- Is the Admiral all right?

- Yes, I think so.

He's quite old, you know.

He's not as fit as some of us.

Whay-ahh!

We don't need your recommendation, thank you.

Go on, hop it!

Blimey, it's all happening here.

(Bell rings and William bumps head)

(As boxer) I'll get him. I am the greatest.

I beg your pardon.

I thought I was back in the game then.

Willy, I want a nice double room,

with hot and cold running chambermaids.

Yes, sir.

'Ere, does that mean

you and Mrs Philpotts are going to do it?

- Don't be filthy.

- I didn't mean that. I mean get hitched.

No, I wouldn't say that. We're just good friends.

Oh. Well, I wouldn't bank on that for the minute

if I were you, Mr Fiddler.

Oh. It's like that, is it?

Yes. Oh... I'm glad you reminded me.

Mrs Philpotts said to tell you...

Now, I must get this right.

Take your time. I've got all night.

No, that wasn't it... Yes, it was! No.

No, it wasn't.

Dearie me! It's on the tip of my tongue.

- Your finger.

- My finger, yes.

No, that wasn't it.

While you're thinking,

get that number for me, will you?

I'll remember it, don't you worry.

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Talbot Rothwell

Talbot Nelson Conn Rothwell, OBE (12 November 1916 – 28 February 1981) was an English screenwriter. more…

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