Carry on Doctor

Synopsis: The popular Dr Kilmore is sacked after being discovered in a compromising position on the roof of the nurses' home. The patients are determined not to lose him, and so take on the might of the "cutting" Dr Tinkle and the overpowering Matron.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gerald Thomas
Production: J. Arthur Rank Productions
94 min

Well, will you take them off, then?

No, I will not. Don't you dare!

Oh, now, don't be a silly boy.

Look, if I let you,

would that make me a sensible one?

What's going on here, Nurse?

Sister, he won't let me

take his underpants off, the silly boy.

You're darn right I won't.

And I'm not a boy, as you'd soon find out.

Come now, Mr Bigger.

We don't want to lie in our nice, comfortable bed

with our nasty old pants on, do we now?

Madam, what you do in your bed

is your own affair.

Mr Bigger,

all patients must wear pyjamas or a bed gown.

Look, I don't care about that.

I'm not letting her take them off.

I mean, her a mere chit of a girl

and me a fully matured male animal.

- Mr Bigger...

- All right, Sister, that's quite enough.

I'll handle this.

I don't suppose you regard me as

a mere chit of a girl, Mr Bigger.

Well, you said it.

Very well, then.




That wasn't so bad, was it?


they were a present.

I can understand your reluctance

to part with them.

All right, Nurse, put his bed gown on.

lunderstand you are suffering

from an acute pain in the region of the posterior.

Ooh, yes. Not half I am.

- Yes.

- Could you be a little more specific, Mr Bigger?

Where exactly is it?

It's in the same place

as everybody else's posterior, including yours.

I was referring to the pain.

All right. It's down here.

There's... Ohh!

No, that's far enough!

I'll take it from there, cheeky.

Has the houseman seen him yet?

- No, Matron.

- Why not?

Who's on duty this evening?

- Oh, Dr Kilmore, Matron.

That explains it.

Would you like me to go and fetch him, Matron?

You may as well. It's the best we can do

until Dr Tinkle sees him tomorrow.

I want the best treatment, you know.

No experiments.

I'm not a guinea pig.

Oh, I agree, Mr Bigger.

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Talbot Rothwell

Talbot Nelson Conn Rothwell, OBE (12 November 1916 – 28 February 1981) was an English screenwriter. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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