Carolina Page #2

It gets misinterpreted.

I like to feel her skin|and I like to...

see and taste and...

that's, you know,|I'm in touch with my senses.

And rather than me tell you,|I'll tell you what I've heard.

Men and women should be|equal partners in life.

Men and women should be|equal partners in life.

Anyway,

my name's Heath Pierson.

I'm fresh off

the Virgin 747 to Los Angeles|and I'm new here.

So...

- Snake!|- Yeah?

- I am the one they call Snake.|- Who's that guy?

He's one of the late ones|after you left.

- Put him on with that Kate girl.|- Kate? All right.

Why is it so quiet?|Where is everybody?

Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

Daphne? Are you there?|I've got to go.

Are you all set?

Daphne, aren't you ready yet?

Princess Tabitha has just been|kidnapped by Roark

the Pirate, who has dragged her|into his lair of wanton desire.

Isn't that the third "pirate capture|the princess" story you've written?

Pirates are classic.

And why are all the girls always|princesses, tell me that?

All women are princesses.|Guess what happens next.

She caresses|his throbbing manhood.

No, too soon, my pretty.

Guess again.

She removes her bodice|with trembling hands.

No, he'll remove it. He'll do it.|Last guess, make it a good one.

Okay.|His hands slowly roam

his newly conquered territory.

That I like.

I'll have to drive at warp speed.

- Okay, let's go, thief.|- Save, save, save!

The weathertoday in Los Angeles,|temperatures in the low to mid 80's.

Breezy at times, with a few|scattered clouds and smog levels.

Boy does your grandmother live|in a strange part of Los Angeles.

Why is it so hard to be|an adult around my family?

That's why I left my family

3,000 miles away and came here.

Grandma'll make a scene, someone'll|get drunk and try to shoot someone.

Georgia will end up crying for no|reason. It's like family voodoo.

That's why I like it.

Grandma likes you, but if she knew|you were Daphne she'd kill you.

Hey, Chang, how are you doing?

Hello.

- Hey!|- Hey!

How's your wee thing hanging,|Albert?

- Awee bit to the left.|- Oh, yeah.

Carolina, how're you doing, baby?

- I'm good, how are you?|- I'm good, baby.

- These are for you.|- Thank you.

Why did you go waste your money on|something that's gonna die anyway?

Cause I wanted to.

Well, next time,|make it perfume.

So how are you, grandma?

I'm as nervous as a whore|in church, honey.

I've got all this food to cook up|for my crazy family.

- Would you let me help this time?|- No, you'll just get in the way.

Well, I hear you're bringing|your new man.

I broke up with him.

You broke up with him?

Carolina.

Lying your ass off|is unbecoming, honey.

You go see Maine. She's been|hollering for you all day.

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