Carnal Knowledge Page #8

Susan's plenty enough

woman for one man.

Hey, look at that.

Jonathan:

That's Sally Joyce.

Didn't I see her

on Ed Sullivan?

I f***ed her once.

Bullshit artist.

We used to

do her taxes.

She's with

another firm now.

Why don't you

say hello?

She wouldn't remember me.

She's a real

ball-buster, that one.

I've been

through the mill

with her kind.

Yeah?

You think a girl

goes for you,

and you find out

she's after

your money or

your balls...

or your money

and your balls.

Women today

are better hung

than the men.

I should have

your problems.

It's not as easy getting

laid as it used to be.

I don't think

I f*** more than

a dozen new girls

a year now.

Maybe I'm too much

of a perfectionist.

This last one

came so close

to being what I wanted.

Good pair of tits on her--

Not a great pair.

Almost no ass at all,

and that bothered me.

Sensational legs.

I would have

settled for the legs,

if she had just

two more inches here

and three more here.

Anyhow...

that took two years

out of my life.

You don't want a family?

I don't want

to put it down,

but who needs it?

You can't make f***ing

your life's work.

Don't tell me what

I can and can't do.

You're so well-off?

( music playing )

Susan's a very good

homemaker.

Very efficient.

I come home, everything

is in its place...

which I like,

because it's tiring

putting in a full day

at the office,

then Doctors' Hospital

for a couple of hours.

So it's nice

to have everything

in its place

when I get home.

A martini,

dinner, the kids.

We don't watch

much television.

We like to read

aloud to each other.

We used to have

more friends than we do,

but we don't have

that many anymore.

So, on weekends

we might entertain a little

or go over to see a friend.

Come into town,

see a play or a good film.

It's not glamorous

or anything.

There are other

things besides glamour.

( music playing )

You have

a long lifeline.

I like that.

The way you run your

nail across my...

You're difficult

to get along with.

Me?

- Mm-hmm.

- Bobbie...

You always know

your own mind.

Right this minute,

anyway.

You won't stop

going after

what you want

until you get it.

Let me see

your hand.

Ahh... mmm...

Well?

You are built.

You see that

in my hand?

Even your hand

is built.

I think you're

a dirty old man.

I'm a dirty

young man.

How old are you?

How old do you

think I am?

( laughing )

No...

20?

No.

21?

22?

No.

24?

You skipped 23.

23?

No.

( both laughing )

24?

No.

25?

26?

No.

27?

You're getting warm.

28?

No.

29?

I like going out

with older women.

Are you married?

Are you kidding?

You don't want

to get married?

I'd marry you

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