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Synopsis: The concurrent sexual lives of best friends Jonathan and Sandy are presented, those lives which are affected by the sexual mores of the time and their own temperament, especially in relation to the respective women who end up in their lives. Their story begins in the late 1940s when they are roommates attending Amherst College together. Both virgins, they discuss the type of woman they would each like to end up with. Sandy, the more sensitive of the two, meets Susan at a mixer, she who he believes is going to be the one to who he will lose his virginity. Sandy goes through the process methodically, taking into account what he thinks Susan wants, but without much true passion or romance. Jonathan, the more sexually aggressive of the two, ends up losing his virginity first to "Myrtle", who ends up being a steady but hidden girlfriend. Based on what each knows of the other's relationship, both Jonathan and Sandy strive for a little more of what the other has. These relationships also set
Genre: Drama
Director(s): Mike Nichols
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
89%
R
Year:
1971
98 min
965 Views


I've seen come to grief--

Okay...

Okay.

You're a real prick,

you know that?

Prick?

I could very easily

get serious about this girl.

She's a lot of fun

to be with.

This is just between

the two of us,

but for the last year or so,

I've been having...

I don't know,

a little trouble.

I wasn't worried,

but still and all...

a little trouble with...

well, myself.

You know...

getting hard.

It took a long time,

and you know how

girls are today,

they judge you.

They judge you

very quickly.

So, uh...

I had a real rough time

a couple of times.

Some very nasty innuendos.

And, as I say,

I wasn't

too worried, but...

I won't lie to you,

I was a little worried.

Then along

comes this Bobbie.

I get one look at the size

of the pair on her

and I never

had a doubt I'd ever be

anything but okay again,

and I was, I was.

With all our kidding,

back and forth on our

first night together,

I don't mind telling you

I had tears in my eyes.

She's really the girl

in the airline commercial?

You lucky

son of a b*tch.

I don't know.

I don't want

to get in over my head.

I got in over my head

three, four times already,

and you have to be

a real bastard.

I don't like being

put in that position.

What would you do?

If she looks anything like

she looks on television...

Size 38, with a D cup.

But looks aren't everything.

Believe me,

looks are everything.

Maybe.

I'm hungry.

I'll get up.

Why do we always

have to eat so late?

Because I work

late, dumb-o.

Why do you

work at all?

Brings in extra money.

I make enough.

You want me

to quit working?

I thought you were

bored with it.

I am.

So quit.

What'll I do?

What do

other women do?

Have children.

Well, you asked me.

( shower running )

( Jonathan humming )

( music plays at low volume )

( music playing on television )

So until the day

that one comes along

I'll sing

my song with you

For every little

fault that you have

Say I've got

three or four

The human little

faults you do have

Just make me

love you more

You may not be an angel

But still

I'm sure you'll do

So until the day

that one comes along

I'll string along

With you.

Voices on TV:

Hey, was that you?

- Yeah, that was me.

- No kidding.

( television continues

at low volume )

What about my beer?

We're all out.

I really

wanted a beer.

Do you want me to

run out to the corner?

You're too tired.

I'm tired,

but I don't mind.

I'll get it.

No, I'll get it.

It's my fault.

I knew I should have

reminded you

when I called

this afternoon.

I'm sorry, honey.

You're more

tired now

than when you

were working.

I'm in the house

all day.

Did you get up

at all today?

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Jules Feiffer

Jules Ralph Feiffer (born January 26, 1929) is an American syndicated cartoonist and author, who was considered the most widely read satirist in the country. He won the Pulitzer Prize in 1986 as America's leading editorial cartoonist, and in 2004 he was inducted into the Comic Book Hall of Fame. He wrote the animated short Munro, which won an Academy Award for Best Animated Short Film in 1961. The Library of Congress has recognized his "remarkable legacy", from 1946 to the present, as a cartoonist, playwright, screenwriter, adult and children's book author, illustrator, and art instructor.When Feiffer was 17 (in the mid-1940s) he became assistant to cartoonist Will Eisner. There he helped Eisner write and illustrate his comic strips, including The Spirit. He then became a staff cartoonist at The Village Voice beginning in 1956, where he produced the weekly comic strip titled Feiffer until 1997. His cartoons became nationally syndicated in 1959 and then appeared regularly in publications including the Los Angeles Times, the London Observer, The New Yorker, Playboy, Esquire, and The Nation. In 1997 he created the first op-ed page comic strip for the New York Times, which ran monthly until 2000. He has written more than 35 books, plays and screenplays. His first of many collections of satirical cartoons, Sick, Sick, Sick, was published in 1958, and his first novel, Harry, the Rat With Women, in 1963. He wrote The Great Comic Book Heroes in 1965: the first history of the comic-book superheroes of the late 1930s and early 1940s and a tribute to their creators. In 1979 Feiffer created his first graphic novel, Tantrum. By 1993 he began writing and illustrating books aimed at young readers, with several of them winning awards. Feiffer began writing for the theater and film in 1961, with plays including Little Murders (1967), Feiffer's People (1969), and Knock Knock (1976). He wrote the screenplay for Carnal Knowledge (1971), directed by Mike Nichols, and Popeye (1980), directed by Robert Altman. Besides writing, he is currently an instructor with the MFA program at Stony Brook Southampton. more…

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