Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Page #2
But we're about to be.
The seventh planet
from the sun is called...
Uranus.
Scientists refer to Uranus...
Your anus.
As one of the planets...
I know.
Known as a gas giant.
I don't get it.
It's just science, guys.
As I was saying...
Hey, I'm George. You wanna
hang out in my tree house
after school?
You have a tree house?
Ever since then, we've created
hundreds of comics in here.
Like the Wrath of
And who could forget Sad Worm?
It was a worm who was sad.
That one's
still a work in progress.
But the all-time
greatest superhero
that we've ever created was...
The Amazing Captain Underpants.
See, most superheroes look like
they're flying around
in their underwear.
Well, this guy actually does.
Come on, let's get to work.
Hey, tell me what you think.
Oh, I can't wait to draw this.
Tra-la-laaa!
Wait, wait.
Don't move, don't move.
Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say...
your drawings get better
with every issue.
Because your words
inspire greatness, Mr. Beard.
Good night, Harold.
Good night, George.
I love Saturday
When anything is possible
I love Saturday
'Cause I can wear
my pajamas ail at! day
I love Saturday
'Cause I can watch
TV all day Day
I can pee a little bit
in my underwear
And no one will mind
Where are you going with that?
Do you really do that?
No. What are you talking...
It's just something
I could do because...
Monday's an eternity away
when it is Saturday Saturday
Get in the car, boys.
You've got the
Invention Convention today.
This thing on?
Quick announcement.
Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde,
is no longer with us.
He's dead?
What? No. Not like that.
with his family.
So I fired him.
I'll find a replacement
next week.
Ahem! Anyway.'-
on to Melvin Sneedly
with the first of his 16...
Actually, it's 17.
17 inventions.
Take it away, Melvin.
I will now demonstrate
the Robotic Sock Matcher.
Never waste time matching
your own socks again.
The Electromagnetic
Lint Collector.
Digital Paper Sorter.
It's the homework...
Automatic cushion.
Make it end!
And the personal favorite,
the binder binder.
Having trouble
organizing your binders?
Well, look no further
than this giant binder...
for binders.
Three-hole punch...
This is the stuff of nightmares.
We have to do
something about this.
I don't know. Krupp looks
serious this time, George.
Maybe we should
just lay low for a while.
Lay low?
Look at our fellow children.
Look upon their sad,
miserable, pathetic faces.
Come on, Harold.
If you won't do it for me
and you won't do it for you...
do it for future generations.
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