Captain Ron Page #3

Synopsis: A family in Chicago inherits the yacht formerly owned by Clark Gable. They decide to sail it from the island of Ste. Pomme de Terre to Miami, and they sail with the assistance of Captain Ron and their lives will never be the same again.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Director(s): Thom Eberhardt
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
PG-13
Year:
1992
90 min
391 Views


Are you all right?

Besides, I borrowed

my buddy's car and...

- Did he come in a car?

- I don't see one.

He said his friend's car.

What the hell?

We got to leave sometime!

I look like a pizza! People think

good complexions grow on trees.

- We don't know if it's safe.

- We'll find out on the ocean.

Anything's gonna happen,

it's gonna happen out there.

- We don't have any supplies.

- We'll get them at St Haag.

I think there's enough fuel.

Push it forward.

( CAROLINE SCREAMS)

( CAR HORN)

(MAN IN CAR) Where are you going?

Capitan Ron! Where is my auto?

Stop!

You stole my wife, but not my car!

( GUNSHOTS)

- What is that?

- Some local dispute?

Hey, Boss! Take hold.

- Are those gunshots?

- Look at this.

- Honey, look.

- Keep your eyes out there.

- You look kind of natural there.

- Thank you.

- Spend much time on the water?

- When I was a kid.

It shows.

Keep her due north. Don't bump

into anything. I'll get some shuteye.

Captain Ron?

- Should...?

- Be careful! Are you OK?

- Fine.

- You're comfortable doing this?

Next stop St Haag.

About 35 miles, I think. Due north.

Isn't this great?

Look at this!

Open ocean, uncharted islands.

Who knows

what's waiting for us out there?

Log entry, day two.

The adventure begins!

What a thrill it is to leave

the turmoil of civilization behind.

( CALYPSO MUSIC)

(FOGHORN)

- Do you see that boat?

- I see it, honey.

(SEVERAL FOGHORNS)

Captain Ron? Could you come up,

please? Everything's fine.

There's something wrong

with Captain Ron. I think he's dead.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Ben, stop that!

- Tough break. We'll have to go home.

- (MARTIN) Is he OK?

(SCREAMS)

I didn't do it!

Where am I?

Sorry, Kitty.

I do that to keep the light out.

- What about your other eye?

- Glass, swab.

I won it in a crap game.

How are we doing up on deck?

- This is...

- I know, I know.

- Are you OK?

- Yeah. Good job, Boss.

There are boats all over the place!

They'll get out of the way.

I learned that on the "Saratoga".

- "U.S.S. Saratoga"?

- Yeah, the old Sara.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

- Slow down!

- Get ready to kick the fenders over.

- What are fenders?

- Those rubber bumper things.

Hold on!

Hang on to something.

We're coming in too fast.

(MUSIC STOPS, SCREAMS)

Did you see that? That was cool!

Let's tie her off

and kick back some cold ones!

Kommen Sie hier!

I'll go with a margarita.

(MUSIC STARTS AGAIN)

I gotta confess,

I was a little nervous about that.

I don't know why.

He obviously knows what he's doing.

.. Tell me where

you've been last night, Caroline..

I miss the clubs in Chicago.

I am engaged.

But it's kind of informal.

Like, not a problem.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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