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in the last three months.

- It ain't my fault.

Niggas is irresponsible

these days.

- The whole ghetto's in default.

Localized housing bubbles

have cause a drop in GDP.

- They have the money.

They just think your soft.

- What?

- You heard me.

- The problem is,

white people ain't scared

of black people no more.

Niggas like Will Smith

are messing it up for everybody.

- The only thing that needs

to be scared of you

is the furniture.

- Like you was really gonna

shoot that guy, huh?

- Well, what are we gonna do?

- Moose, pull over.

- I barely spoke

And got 'em open wide

So when I make noise

Make room

all jokes aside

Watch your kids

This cat is thirsty

Got schools of all seeds

Like a bag of dirt weed

- You want to battle me

That'll be tragedy

Actually y'all be blackened

like cavities

In a very rapid capacity

Certified psychopathic

The rap classic

Well above average

Still can get savage

- Yeah?

- So what do you think?

- She ain't yours, Buckwheat.

- But she's cute, right?

- Sure.

- I'll take an offer.

- How old is she?

- How old are you?

- Looks about eight.

I can probably get

My cut will be 40.

- 40?

- I'm making the calls.

I'm setting up the deal.

I'm doing all the work.

Lazy bootlip.

- What'd you say?

- I'm tired of you people

running around the neighborhood

dressed like six-year-olds

looking for handouts.

You don't like the deal,

get out of here

before I call the cops.

- Don't you even think about it.

- Of course,

the Reggie's got a piece.

They give you that

at moolie school?

[gunshots]

- Screw you, Connie.

- That's right

that's right

That's my trip

Black, white,

and half niggas like

"That's my sh*t"

- You'd think the moolies

would've scared

everybody else away.

But every few years,

a new mongrel shows up.

All of a sudden,

we're surrounded

by goddamn Sputniks.

- Give my regards

to Broadway

Remember me to Harold Square

Tell all the gang

at 42nd Street

that I will soon be there

- Thank you.

- [screams]

- [imitates phone ringing]

Technical support,

how I help you?

[imitates phone ringing]

You reach hotline,

what's your problem?

[imitates phone ringing]

Hello and God Bless America.

How may I support you

technically?

How was audition?

- They called police.

- You should work on singing.

- Slava.

Walk.

- Lana.

What did you do?

- They do not understand

my passion.

- We came here to be

upstanding peoples.

- We came here to work.

- We cannot work without papers.

We cannot get papers

because they fear us.

They fear us because

you kill other actress.

- Slava.

We have no money, no work.

Everyone hates us.

- Still better than home.

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