Can't Hardly Wait Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 100 min
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Steve, make him say somethin' else.
Would you like to touch my penis?
Huntington Hills High,
kiss my assl
Mike Dexter,
you have to sign my yearbook.
Which team has fhe winning play
Hunfington, Hunfington, hey, hey...
There they are.
Come on.
I missed you so much!
I haven't seen my boyfriend
in six hours.
How you doin', girls?
Dudes, remember the game plan.
What game plan?
Right. Exactly. Uh...
Look, Beth, we need to talk.
In fact, we all need to talk.
- Right, guys?
- Oh, my God. I can't believe she came.
Guys?
You guys.
There she is.
I think you made
a real connection there.
Oh, hey, guys.
- Hi.
- How are you?
Are you okay?
- Now look what you've done.
- Maybe we should go talk to her.
Totally. She looks destroyed.
Suicidal.
All right.
Looks like someone's auditioning
for "Soul Train."
- Do you have to rag on everybody?
- Oh, come on.
His wardrobe alone
leaves him open for public mockery.
I'm not the one that used
to spend the night at his house.
That was the fourth grade. Wanna talk
about your friends in the fourth grade?
So do you see her?
Where'd she go?
She's right there.
- God!
- What? She didn't see me.
- I can't believe you pointed at her.
- She didn't see me.
- Are you hyperventilating?
- No, I'm centering myself.
- I'm harnessing my chi.
- Your what?
I'm harnessing my chi.
Don't laugh at me.
- Were you this weird when we went out?
- Were you this bitchy when we went out?
I'm trying to think.
Yeah, I was a bitchy eighth grader
for that whole week, actually.
- What's up, Pres?
- Hey. I'm gonna do this.
Are you gonna be okay?
Yeah. I'll get a ride home
from somebody else.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
Go.
Seriously, guys.
I'm over it. Really.
What?
Nothing. Sorry. It's just...
Well, he is the most dope guy
in school.
Yeah, and school's over.
Anyway, I mean,
who does he think he is, Brad Pitt?
Seriously,
and you're, like, Gwyneth.
Seriously, you know
he regrets breaking up with her.
You know what?
That's really sweet.
- But I think I'm gonna...
- No, we mean it.
- You are so Gwyneth!
- Totally Gwyneth, but prettier!
Totally prettier,
but with bigger b*obs.
- Way bigger.
You know what? I think I'm gonna
go outside and get some fresh air.
But he's no Brad.
He is not even Brad
in "Twelve Monkeys"...
when he had that weird eye,
and he was all dirty.
Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even
deserve to breathe the same air as Brad.
- No, he doesn't.
- Mike Dexter is an a**hole.
An a**hole!
All right. You know what?
I don't really want to talk about this.
Okay, I don't think
she's prettier than Gwyneth.
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