Can't Hardly Wait Page #4

Synopsis: It's high school graduation and, like all seniors, they want to party. So, 500 high school seniors look forward to a party while, in the meantime, a boy wants to get a girl he's loved for years who just broke up with her boyfriend, and one head-case who wants revenge on a lifelong bully. So, the party comes, things develop. People have sex, drink, and go along with most of the guidelines of a high school graduation party.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Production: Columbia Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
52
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
PG-13
Year:
1998
100 min
1,462 Views


Steve, make him say somethin' else.

Would you like to touch my penis?

Huntington Hills High,

kiss my assl

Mike Dexter,

you have to sign my yearbook.

Which team has fhe winning play

Hunfington, Hunfington, hey, hey...

There they are.

Come on.

I missed you so much!

I haven't seen my boyfriend

in six hours.

How you doin', girls?

Dudes, remember the game plan.

What game plan?

Right. Exactly. Uh...

Look, Beth, we need to talk.

In fact, we all need to talk.

- Right, guys?

- Oh, my God. I can't believe she came.

Guys?

You guys.

There she is.

I think you made

a real connection there.

Oh, hey, guys.

- Hi.

- How are you?

Are you okay?

- Now look what you've done.

- Maybe we should go talk to her.

Totally. She looks destroyed.

Suicidal.

All right.

Looks like someone's auditioning

for "Soul Train."

- Do you have to rag on everybody?

- Oh, come on.

His wardrobe alone

leaves him open for public mockery.

I'm not the one that used

to spend the night at his house.

That was the fourth grade. Wanna talk

about your friends in the fourth grade?

So do you see her?

Where'd she go?

She's right there.

- God!

- What? She didn't see me.

- I can't believe you pointed at her.

- She didn't see me.

- Are you hyperventilating?

- No, I'm centering myself.

- I'm harnessing my chi.

- Your what?

I'm harnessing my chi.

Don't laugh at me.

- Were you this weird when we went out?

- Were you this bitchy when we went out?

I'm trying to think.

Yeah, I was a bitchy eighth grader

for that whole week, actually.

- What's up, Pres?

- Hey. I'm gonna do this.

I'm gonna go do it right now.

Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah. I'll get a ride home

from somebody else.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Go.

Seriously, guys.

I'm over it. Really.

What?

Nothing. Sorry. It's just...

Well, he is the most dope guy

in school.

Yeah, and school's over.

Anyway, I mean,

who does he think he is, Brad Pitt?

Seriously,

and you're, like, Gwyneth.

Seriously, you know

he regrets breaking up with her.

You know what?

That's really sweet.

- But I think I'm gonna...

- No, we mean it.

- You are so Gwyneth!

- Totally Gwyneth, but prettier!

Totally prettier,

but with bigger b*obs.

- Totally bigger b*obs.

- Way bigger.

You know what? I think I'm gonna

go outside and get some fresh air.

But he's no Brad.

He is not even Brad

in "Twelve Monkeys"...

when he had that weird eye,

and he was all dirty.

Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even

deserve to breathe the same air as Brad.

- No, he doesn't.

- Mike Dexter is an a**hole.

An a**hole!

All right. You know what?

I don't really want to talk about this.

Okay, I don't think

she's prettier than Gwyneth.

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Deborah Kaplan

Deborah Kaplan (born November 11, 1970) is an American screenwriter and film director. Raised in Abington, Pennsylvania, Deborah Kaplan met her creative partner Harry Elfont while they were both enrolled at the Tisch School of the Arts of New York University (NYU). They have since written several films together, and directed two: Can't Hardly Wait and Josie and the Pussycats. Kaplan married actor Breckin Meyer (who had small roles in both of the films she directed) on October 14, 2001. They have two children together, a daughter named Keaton Willow, born on December 31, 2003 and another daughter named Clover. The marriage ended in divorce in 2012. more…

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