Camp Hope Page #2

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There's no magazines

of any kind

that relate

to youth culture.

Your cell phones,

otherwise knows as hell phones,

are strictly prohibited.

I hear any of these

"Funky Town" ringtones,

I'm gonna

wring your neck, okay?

There's no exclusive

girl-boy relationships.

There's no

one-on-one time

with any female

at any time.

And you must wear pants

at all times

except during swimming,

when modest bathing suits

are allowed.

Now the sisters, don't worry,

will be held to the same standards.

They must wear skirts

at all times, all right?

And finally,

leaving the camp grounds

is strictly prohibited.

Any violation

of these rules

will result in expulsion

from the camp.

Are we clear?

Yeah, no food, no fun,

no girls. Got it.

I'm here to support you

in living up to your commitments

so that your time here

can best be spent

to get each and every one of you closer

to the Lord Jesus.

Say amen.

Jack.

Okay, to begin with,

I'm gonna need to inspect

all your belongings,

make sure we're all on

the same page, okay? All right?

Unity, brothers.

All right?

Please have your bags open

and ready for inspection.

James, we'll start

with you.

What've you got?

Let me get this

out of the way.

What do we have?

Let's see.

Why do you need this?

You don't even shave.

Um...

What's...?

Wait a minute.

Oh, what's this?

The jelly bean factory?

That's nice.

This is not a good start.

I get hungry sometimes.

Jesus got hungry in the desert

for 40 days and 40 nights.

I'm disappointed.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry for you.

Okay, Tommy,

what about you?

You're reading this

on your own?

Yeah.

Wow, that's good.

Very good, Tommy.

You should all be

reading Dante.

Jack, what about you?

What is this?

Yes, that would be

"Spawn" number nine.

It's very good.

Look at this.

That's Angela...

very nice.

This... I can't

let you keep this.

This is an occasion

of sin.

- I'm confiscating this.

- You can't do that.

Yes, I can. You know what else

I can do? I can do this.

What are you doing?

Are you gonna test me?

Pick it up and pray

for God's mercy.

Pick it up!

Christian,

my stuff's over here

if you want

to take a look.

# This is the day,

this is the day #

# That the Lord has made #

# That the Lord

has made #

# This is the day

that the Lord has made #

# Let us rejoice #

# And be glad in it #

# This is the day,

this is the day #

# That the Lord

has made. #

Amen. Hallelujah.

Praise Jesus Christ.

Holy is Your name.

Bless Jesus.

Please be seated,

brothers and sisters.

This is the day.

Well, we are at war,

brothers and sisters...

at war with the world,

at war with the flesh

and at war with the devil

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