Call Me Crazy: A Five Film Page #2

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I wanted...

I wanted to do something that used the

part of my brain that was healthy.

So, what's different now?

I know how the world sees me.

And people with schizophrenia

aren't lawyers.

They're bag ladies.

So prove them wrong.

Finish law school.

You have insight into something

very few people understand.

Think about this.

If you finish law school,

who could you help?

Their distinct color

comes from their main food source, shrimp.

Not far away

from our flamingo friends...

Cat.

Bat.

Rat-a-tat-tat.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.

Heh.

Right?

Right.

You're so lucky.

Your voices...

stop sometimes.

Times. Crimes.

Limes. Times.

I have a secret.

It's about my mother.

There was the one

I told my friends about...

the mom I wished I had.

She mostly lives in my snow globe.

Then there was Up Mom.

You see what I'm talking about?

Have you ever seen

anything as cute as this?

Ever? Huh?

Bill, isn't my Grace the cutest

girl that comes in here?

Of all the girls who come in here,

isn't my Grace the cutest? Right?

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, my God, it's just amazing.

Two ninety-nine for fabric softener?

Not a chance on your life.

Do you see this?

Two ninety-nine for fabric softener.

Look at that.

Two ninety-nine, fabric softener.

Who wants a fabric softener?

Hello?

Fabric softener. There you go.

You got it. Yours. Heh.

Got ahold of me?

Stop.

What? What?

Stop, Mom. Please stop.

It's all right, sweetie.

Two ninety-nine.

Mom. Mom, stop...

Oh, sweetness. Oh, angel.

You're the best.

You're the best in the land.

Stop, please.

This is the very best.

The very best girl ever

in the whole wide world.

The prettiest, smartest,

brightest,

greatest, the best.

Mom, please.

Oh! I love you.

How much? How much?

How much will you give me for her?

No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

Have some fabric softener.

Yes, indeed. Ooh!

I'm gonna get a few of them.

What, honey? What?

What are you looking at, huh?

What are you looking at?

Come on. Come on. Come on.

And I started flipping out.

I was moving my foot

and hitting my toes with my...

Oh, that's disgusting.

Let's not talk about it. Ugh.

You think your mom

will let us stay up all night?

Yeah. And we could also...

Um, tonight's not gonna be good.

I just remembered

I have to see my grandma.

What? Oh, but...

I'll come by your house if I can,

maybe.

It's okay. See you tomorrow,

Gracie.

Then there was the other mom.

Mommy?

How was school, baby? Hm?

Want a foot rub?

Oh, no, honey.

What are you doing?

Why did you do that?

You want the neighbors to see me?

Is that what you want?

No.

They're gonna take me away

if they see me.

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