Calamity Jane Page #2

them redskins so fast...

was wondering why the government

even bothered to send the army.

[Pisto shot]

Are you caing me a iar again?

[Sudden sience]

Why don't you ever fix your hair?

DANNY:
Adeaid Adams! got her! Look!

didn't save you for no other femae.

[Drum ro]

[Appause and whistes]

Gentemen and.... Gentemen.

[Appause and cheers]

n keeping with the poicy

of the Goden Garter...

which strives to bring to Deadwood

the best in entertainment...

regardess of the expense...

it is my great peasure

to present to you now...

that ovey star, that toast of New York,

iss Frances Fryer!

[Appause and cheers]

[Honky-tonk music]

-Come on. Get out there.

-f go on as a woman, they' murder me.

f you don't, they' murder you.

And me, too. Now, get out there.

-Do you see what see?

-She ain't very good-ooking.

That ain't a she ain't.

[Sings payfu song in fasetto]

[Loud whiste]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter and appause]

[Laughter]

[an murmurs to Fryer]

[Shouting]

[Loud crash]

[Angry hissing and booing]

ier is in for it now.

Pease, can expain. may have

made a mistake about his gender...

but not his taent. He's a great actor.

LLER:
He's wonderfu. f you'd give us

a chance. ' make it up to you.

You'll have a good time.

Gosh, Bi, they're a waking out of here.

This wi ruin iie.

-Do something.

-Do what?

Listen to me!

Listen to me, you mangy groundhogs!

This ain't no way to treat iie.

You woudn't have a theater without him.

Can't a man make a mistake in this town?

We ain't suckers. He promised us

a New York actress. Look what we got!

-You got what he got!

-We don't want it. No, we don't want it!

Wait a minute!

He knows how disappointed you are.

Give him a chance and he' make it up.

-Won't you, iie?

-Sure. Anything.

He fooed us once, and he' foo us again.

iie won't do nothing for us.

He wi. He' get you an actress prettier

than the one you expected.

-Why, he's written for her aready.

-What actress? Who's he going to get?

A big one. A pum big one.

Who, Caam? Te us who!

AN:
We'd ike to know who she is.

Adeaid Adams, that's who!

t sounds too good to be true,

but it better be.

You've got Caamity Jane's word on it.

Get back to your tabes, you coyotes.

Enjoy the show!

LLER:
' make it up to you.

Adeaid Adams is in Chicago.

She woudn't be caught dead in this town.

think ' take a ong wak

off a short precipice.

[Laughter]

Look, figure....

y death warrant, she signed.

Adeaid Adams.

f you'd ony promised them

any other actress.

- don't know no other actress.

-That's why they ca her ''Caamity.''

Listen, you two-bit gamber...

didn't see you come up with an idea

when the chips were down!

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