Cabin Fever: Patient Zero


- Tengo suerta!


- Tengo Suerte.

Hola amigo. Como estas?

You need it to protect you.

No, gracias.

Believe me, take it.

We need to protect from the mysteries of evil.

Seora, gracias.

She's not trying to sell it to you,

she's trying to give it to you.


- Gracias.

It's a Pca.

It's for protection,

against evil.

From Santeria.

Like a..

Central America voodoo shit.

Beheaded chickens,


Gotta love the third world.

Ah, perro.

So cool.


Yo, check that one.

Yeah, not too shabby.

Why don't you take it

for a test drive?

Yeah right.

- Hola amigo!

Marky Marcus.

Your brother and I..

your two best..

your two lifers..

your two f*ck ups, who couldn't afford

a real bachelor party back home..

have conspired to pull this off.

Bro, we've been planning this

for months.

One last night of freedom

with the old crew.

And a chartered trip to a deserted

tropical island.

Full of beers, suns,

and virgin bitches.


- Beaches.

Sand, water.

For real?

- Have a good time, babe.

Wait a sec, so all that crap

about no bachelor party?

Was crap.

Hey man, hotel already loaded our bags.

- No.


Don't forget to wear sunscreen,

I don't want you sunburned in all the photos tomorrow.

I won't.

- And do not go too far north.

It's restricted waters.

Hey, if you're so worried,

why don't you come?

It wouldn't be a bachelor party

if I'm there.

Why is Penny going?

She's practically one of the guys,

you guys grew up together.

Besides, my family is having

this thing for me tonight and

it'll be terribly stiff

and proper.

She'd be miserable.

- Would she?

It's easier on all of us.

Go have a good time,

you deserve it.

You're a horrible liar.

You're beautiful.

I'll miss you.


- Okay.

There he is.

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