C Kkompany

Synopsis: Ramakant Joshi, Lambodar Jha and Akshay Kumar are residents in the 'C' block of a Mumbai Apartment complex with monetary issues. They decide to create a fake organization 'C Company' in order to extort 1 Crore Rupees from Ramakant's son, Purshottam. While Ramakant hopes to recover the costs involved in his ungrateful son's upbringing; vertically-challenged Lambodar, who is the same height as his school-going son, hopes to boost his career; while Akshay hopes to elope with a gangster's daughter, Priya, to Dubai. Things hilariously get out of hand after the trio decide to assist other beleaguered Indians - putting themselves in the bad books of the Government; the Police, including 'encounter specialist' Inspector Jawle; as well as the underworld led by a Balaji TV-serial addict, Dattubhai.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Year:
2008
127 min
251 Views


Greeting.

Welcome to "Karan Banaye

Karorepati" (Karan makes Millionaire).

This is a show where I, Karan Johar,

will ask you 20 questions.

And you'll take home

10 million

There's always victory

and defeat on our show.

"Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham",

(Sometime happiness sometimes sadness)

So lets see that our first contestant

tonight brings what with him.

You're about to get shocked

when you'll hear his name.

Please welcome from Mumbai

Akshay Kumar!

Is this real Akshay Kumar?

Come on please.

You're welcome at the hot seat.

I never dreamt that I would

get a chance to sit in front of you.

No, no.

You're my favorite director.

Thank you.

I've seen "Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna"

twice.

I must compliment on your good taste.

So Mr. Player, shall we start the game?

First question for 1,000

on your computer screen.

Who's the father of India?

- Gandhi Jee

Mahatma Gandhi Jee

Can I complete the question?

Who's the father of India? We all

know it's answer.

But what was the name of his cook?

Your four options are on

your computer screen.

A) Hiten Bhai Shah

B) Pravin Bhai Patel

C) Chong Pa

or D) None of the above.

Sir, is this question for 1,000?

Of course. Why?

I thought you asked me the

last question first.

You have a good sense of humor.

But this is the question.

I would like use a life line.

For last one hour, you've

been stuck with the 1st question.

You've used all of your

lifelines as well.

For God's sake, choose one

of the options.

All right.

A) Hiten Bhai Shah

Computer, quickly lock

A) Hiten Bhai Shah

Wrong answer.

Right answer is D) None of the above.

You should've know that Gandhi

Jee used to do all his work by himself.

It's too difficult for me to

earn money even in dreams.

I got name of an action hero.

But I'm a re-action hero.

I've been attracted to the

underworld since my birth.

Although I'm a sissy No. 1 but since

college days I used to stay around gangsters.

It was my passion to use their

name and collect their news.

That's same passion is

still in fashion.

But in the form of my job.

Ajob where no matter your

personally doesn't look impressive

but your voice should sound

like a gangster.

So that's how encounter specialist

Chawla has killed

Chikna Ayub in the middle

of the road.

That was possible only with

the help of you passionate audience.

That's why I say, "If you want to

sleep with peace, stay awake. "

I am Akshay Kumar, and you're

watching "Khalbali" (Chaos)

Ravi will you come at side,

I need to talk.

Could you arrange for the money?

It's difficult.

The amount is big.

They're asking for a guarantee.

Why do you want that much money?

- Ravi, it's personal.

Underworld has not only given me

job but a girlfriend as well.

If you want to...

- ... sleep peacefully.

then..

- stay awake.

I've got all the details on Dubai.

Dubai?

Yes. You said that my brother isn't having

good relations with Dubai's gangsters?

That's why I've decided that we'll

escape and go to Dubai.

Have you arranged money?

It's almost done.

Just it needs to come in my hand.

What are you saying? You mean

within a week we'll be in Dubai.

Finally the day has come.

I'm going to the real

world from underworld.

This crime reporter fell in love,

that too with a don's sister.

That's why today I need

money so desperately.

Who doesn't?

One of my friends does too.

I'm Ramakant Joshi.

Prakash Bhai, it's him again.

Yes speak.

In 1970 what was the price

of Huggies Diaper?

In 1970 Diaper's price was

60 paisas.

Write it down and don't

call here again.

In 1978...

- What was the price of the price

of 4th standard book?

It's was 3.40 rupees.

Write it down and stop

calling here.

I'm Ramakant Joshi.

In 1998 what was the price

for horse for the wedding?

It was 3,000

Including grass for the horse?

- Yes including grass.

That's how retired accountant

Mr. Ramakant Joshi alias Dude..

closed biggest account of

his life.

In so much details, who's

account you made?

From the birth of my son till his

wedding, whatever money I spend.

All the details of that is

in this file.

I want to claim all this

money from my son.

What?

From your own son?

You don't know that ungrateful rascal.

My son Purshottam, is like TV's

daily soap.

Sadness, Difficulties and Pain

are guaranteed everyday.

I was thinking...

You are free all the time.

Why don't you help me

out at my site.

I have less manpower.

You'll spend good time.

I too will keep on having

your advice.

There should be someone who

could criticize the owner.

Listen, there's call from the site,

the watchmen hadn't come.

I know, tell them I know that.

That's why I'm trying

to convince father...

I made him a civil engineer.

He's constructing his

own building.

But for father, he doesn't

even have a square feet space.

To fulfill his needs for

his education,

I didn't got his mother treated

in a private hospital.

Now when he's earning by himself, father

has become a burden for him.

We can make a case on

this basis.

Because there's no such law...

- Why isn't there a law?

When after father's death, son

has right to have father's wealth.

Why can't a father has a right

to his son's wealth while he's alive?

I've been an accountant

for 35 years.

No matter what happens.

Before I get debited from this world,

I'll get all my credit from

Purshottam Joshi.

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