Bye Bye Birdie Page #2

Hey, cute.

Long distance? I want Miss Kim McAfee,

Sweet Apple, 135, Sweet Apple, Ohio.

Marge, isn't it amazing what a woman

has to do to get a man to marry her?

You mean you doped

Albert's mother?

No, but if this doesn't work,

that's my next move.

What, Operator?

Oh, the line's busy.

Never mind. I'll try later.

Thank you.

Oh, Marge, right now there's a kid

named Kim McAfee in Sweet Apple, Ohio...

gabbing on the telephone.

Little does she realize

I'm about to make her immortal.

- Hello?

- Hello, Urse. This is Kim.

It I don't tell somebody,

I'm just gonna burst.

So, Ursula, you are

the very first to know.

I just got pinned

by Hugo Peabody.

Oh, no! Kim McAfee, you didn't!

You really got pinned?

You mean you and Hugo have

a permanent understanding?

Uh-huh. Oh,

it's Hugo and I forever.

Crazy! Crazy!

Tell me, Kim,

how do you absolutely feel...

in your deepest secret soul?

It's like...

It's like I've been reborn.

It's like all of my lite until

this very moment I was nothing.

Kim, I must use the phone.

I've got to call Grandma.

In a second, Mom.

Hey, listen, Ursula.

I'm gonna have to get off.

Where was I?

- You were nothing.

- Oh, yeah.

And now I'm alive, fulfilled.

Now I know what

it means to be a woman.

It should only happen to me.

Kim, where did he pin you?

On the backseat. Oh, bless

that lovely yellow school bus.

- Kim, hurry, please.

- Hang up, so I can spread the word.

Okay, bye, Urse.

- Hi, Nancy

- Hi, Ursula

What's the story, morning glory

What's the tale, nightingale

Did you hear about Hugo and Kim

- Hi, Margie

- Hi, Alice

- What's the story, morning glory

- What's the word, hummingbird

Have you heard about Hugo and Kim

Did they really get pinned

Did she kiss him and cry

Did he pin the pin on

or was he too shy

- Well, I heard they got pinned

- Yeah, yeah

- I was hopin' they would

- Uh-huh

- They're livin' at last, goin' steady

- He's gone

Hello, Mr. Henkel

This is Harvey Johnson

- Can I talk to Penelope Ann

- Is it true about Kim

- Penelope

- I just knew it somehow

- About the prom

- I must call her right up

- Saturday

- I can't talk to you now

- Goin' steady

- You know it, man

- Goin' steady

- It's crazy, man

- Goin' steady

- You know it

- It won't last

- Not at all

- He's too thin

- She's too tall

Hello, Mrs. Miller

This is Harvey Johnson

Can I speak to Debra Sue

Hiya, Hugo

Hiya, stupid

- What ya wanna go get pinned for

- You don't know how to live

- Oh, you meathead

- You'd get pinned if you could

- Lost your marbles

- Kim and I are in love

- Are you nutty

- Goin' steady for

Hello, Mrs. Garfein

Is Charity home from school yet

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