Butterfly Man Page #2

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is that you can just lie back, relax.

For one whole hour...

some beautiful young woman|is going to pay your body...

the biggest compliment its ever received.

And it's Unconditional.

- But you've got to pay for it?|- Of course you have to pay.

So it's not exactly Unconditional then is it?

I'm talking about the emotional stuff.

No need to get all anxious|about "satisfying your partner".

I bet your girlfriend never touched you...

without expecting something in return.

And you pay 200 baht for an hour -

I mean, what's that,|the price of a Big Mac?

You know you'd pay ten times|that in England,

that's if you could even find|a genuine massage!

So it's not an excuse for sex?

Oh no, no, no,|this is a spiritual experience.

Why don't I take you down to Sao's?

This wouldn't happen to be one|of pies you have your finger in?

You could say that,

and a very tasty pie too, I may add.

Hey get it Joey?

Throw away, Jimmy.

Here, did I tell you to be careful|of backstreet blowj*bs with ladyboys.

No, it wasn't the first thing on my agenda.

I don't care what you are,|if you are a f*ggot or anything.

I don't care.|But you've got to watch them ladyboys.

Oh... I love you long time.

Yeah, I'll show you what they do, right.|Undo your pants.

- F*** off.|- Come on.

Undo your pants is a scientific|demonstration.

- You're having a laugh aren't you?|- This is essential information...

which you need to know|for your well-being on this island.

God Almighty

Listen, so they undo your pants...

and then they'll pull them down|round your ankles, right...

and they start giving head,

oh... yeah... enjoy... you're counting stars.

and what happens...|they've got their hand in your pockets.

Catch me...

So you know the language then, Joey?

Oh well, you gotta know the essentials.

You know, like Mao-drunk,

Ting Tong-crazy

and Fun Dee-sweet dreams.

You gotta watch the tones, you know.

For example, you can describe|a woman as suaay-beautiful.

But if you pronounce it suay,

it means bad Luck.

I guess you could say some of them|around here are both.

Look at this honey, mate?

Hallo, massage!

Thanks, Sao.

Me no have.

Hairy arms? Glad to hear it.

What do you think?

Yeah, are these all the girls?

I can see you're a man|of discerning good taste.

Come on inside.|We'll see what we can find in there.

Okay. Thank you very much.

- Nice to meet you.|- Bye.

No...

no.

Em, this your birthday present.

I had him sent here from England.

- Hello.|- Hello.

So what do you think?

Yeah, great. I'll try one of these|Thai massages then.

Enter.

Khob Khun Krub.

Fun dee!

- Hi.|- Hi.

Where you come from?

From England.

Oh. England have snow.

Yeah, sometimes.

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