Buster's Mal Heart Page #2
they don't let you leave.
I propose that the universe
is both infinite and finite,
infinite energy in a finite system.
This is due to sphincters.
Everything is controlled by sphincters,
black holes to butt holes.
Now the universe is shaped like an apple
and through its core runs
a secret passageway,
completely through it.
When the great inversion occurs,
the spin of the...
Sorry to keep you waiting.
How can I help you?
I need a room. Smoking, please.
All of our rooms are non-smoking.
Just need a credit card and ID.
I don't have either.
I don't believe in them.
I can't let you check in
without an ID.
Everything these days is
designed to trap a man, don't you think?
I'm sorry, sir,
I can't help you.
Tell you what,
let me buy you a drink.
The bar's closed.
- Yeah, but you can open it.
- I don't drink.
Even better.
What do you actually do?
What's your title?
Concierge.
Concierge.
Hey, hang on, man,
you can't do that here.
Concierge comes from
the Latin conservus,
which means "fellow slave."
Don't take that personally.
You're not the only person
trapped in the machine.
In fact, there are very few
free men left.
Oh, let me guess,
you're one of them.
- I feel like I know you.
- Doubtful.
What do you do?
Computer systems engineer,
consultant.
See, uh...
for millions of years,
man roamed free under the stars.
Only the strong and the lucky
survived and procreated.
It was absolutely brutal.
All sex was rape.
- You know the drill.
- I don't.
It was, until one day Eve
flipped the script.
She introduced Adam
to her fruit,
which is really just code
for clitoris.
And the whole system
got rebooted, bong,
the first inversion.
Little by little, we started
to build civilization in binary:
Logic, rules,
inputs and outputs.
But see, there's a catch.
The better the system, the more
trap it is for the individual.
Now, what I do for a living
has to do with termite control.
There's a bug in the system.
yet, but they soon will.
Ever heard of Y2K?
- No.
- No.
When we hit the year 2000,
our computer systems,
they're gonna fail.
System reboot on a global scale.
I'm talking economic collapse,
security breaches
on every level.
Pentagon, CIA,
it's gonna be a bloodbath.
- How do you know?
- How do I know?
Sources on the inside,
backwater channels
with like-minded hackers,
burning f***ing bushes
everywhere I look.
I'm the prophet
of the second inversion.
Whew.
Hey, you hungry?
I'm like a roving exterminator.
I find bugs, I fix the binary.
Ever heard of
mutually assured destruction?
Hmm-mm.
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