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answer the rest of your questions right around the campfire.

Scout Leader?

Can you tell us about the

time you soloed the big E!

Yeah, tell us!

The time I what?

- Climbed Mount Everest.

- Tell us. Please...

Everest? Uh...

Well...

It was a b*tch!

Oh, let me tell you. Them

Alps... they can get pretty..

...steep!

I would imagine they could.

I thought Mount Everest

was in the Himalayas.

- Huh?

- Yea, she's right!

Yeah. Oh, yeah! Yes... But uh...

I had to cross the Alps to get there.

The man's a God.

Wow. That's quite a hike!

Oh ho! ha! ha!

Let's get our stuff together.

It's time for our

sleepover in the woods.

Sleepover in the woods?

I'm Aggie Patterson. Hi.

I just wanted to say, that I think it's wonderful thing, that a

man of your achievement has taken the time for the youth of America.

Wh... ha... whew?

(exhales!)

Oh. And Mr. Erickson. I like

to keep the kids... gum free.

Thank you.

Well, sir. Off you go!

Hey, sir? Can we make smores?

- Cause I brought graham crackers...

- What the hell am I doing here?

- Can you teach me how to whittle?

Bye...

Hey...

How come you didn't bring a pack, sir?

What do you mean...

In fact. I brought two.

Who's got a light?

I do.

You're not going to leave

that on the floor, are you?

Your right.

Got to cover my tracks!

What's he doing?

Alright, bunk 12...

I want you to walk.

I want you to walk away from here and

walk to where ever it was you were going.

And I will disappear. Into the jungle. And from a

safe distance, I will evaluate your walking skills

- Oh?

- Alright.

Alright, walk. Walk away.

Bye, bye!

Looking good!

Ok. I'm out of here.

Guys, stand up straight.

Remember, he's watching.

Help! Help me!

Help! Help!

- Mr. Erickson!

Would it be all right,

if we called you "Spider"?

Why the hell would you

want to call me that?

Because, it's your nickname?

Well fine then. Call me "Spider. "

Spider. Spider... Spider!

WHAT!

How come your nickname is Spider?

Because, I once killed a kid, who

called me Spider one time too many!

How could they call you Spider one time too

many, if your nickname wasn't already Spider?

Spider! Spider! Spider!

Grabelski, put your hands up

and step out of the vehicle!

I can't!

I repeat:
Put your hands up

and step out of the vehicle!

And I repeat:
I can't!

You've got the wrong guy!

You don't come out, peacefully, we

are going to take you out by force!

No, no! Wait! Wait!

I'm glued..!

AHH!

This is it? We finally go on an overnight

and we end up at Gran Central Station?

It's better then my back yard.

Not by much.

Let's show Spider, we

know what we are doing.

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