Bushwhacked Page #2

He changed his mind.

Here, my permission slip.

Well, good for you.

Good job, Dana! We're going

on a real overnight now!

This guy, Patterson? Did he

really kill a mountain lion?

That's what they said...

He climbed K2 with a broken ankle?...

Yep, he saved ten

people from an avalanche.

I can't wait to meet this guy!

Where the heck am I?

Handi-capped... huh?

Hey there...

Need a little information.

They're talking about the

guy who killed that banker.

Police have released photos...

Excuse me!

I'm looking for a place

called Devils Peak.

Devils Peak?

Mmm... the turn-off is

a couple miles north.

But, that's a tough climb.

What kind of a car you driving?

The one parked in

the handi-capped zone!

"I am an inconsiderate person"

Hey, Sergeant Doofus, did you

paste that note to my window?

That's right, cupcake! A

little lesson in common decency.

What?

Sure, it'll be a little trouble getting it off, just like the trouble you would have

caused some handi-capped person had they needed to pull in here and relieve themselves!

Hey, hey! I just heard on the TV,

that Mad Max is heading this way.

He's driving a stolen Volvo.

A blue Volvo station... wagon.

coming this...

All right! Freeze!

Take it easy!

Now, you are going to pretend to me.

Give yourself up, boy?

Give me that glue!

You still got a chance

to be a fine young scout!

Where is that glue!?

Top pocket!

Put your palms up!

- OK. Grab a hold of the wheel!

- Are you nuts?

I said, grab the wheel!

Come on! I have a gun for chrissakes!

You're going to pay for this, mister.

Now, put your chin there.

- You do know this stuff is permanent!

- Do it!

Hey, I can't drive like this!

Just keep driving south. Don't stop

driving until you get to Mxico!

I'll be right behind you the whole time!

Don't try any funny stuff or

I'll blow your butt off. Got it?

Got it:
Keep driving, no

funny stuff, blow butt off.

Right.

Looks like this guy is a no-show...

Maybe he's picking up some

special gear or something.

Get out of the way!

What is this a parade?

Would you move your wrinkled

asses? I'm in a hurry here!

Yea, I am going to run you over...

Gotcha!

I swear to God, I don't know how

it happened! It's all a big mistake!

You got to believe me! I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Don't be so hard on your self?

So you're a little late...

I'm sure the kids are

still raring to go.

Wait a minute. Here we go, guys!

I found him!

You guys, we're going on an overnight!

Yeah!

They're all yours.

Mine?

One at a time, please. One at a time.

Whoa, check out the hiking

shoes! What kind are those?

They're, uh... Italian!

Must be those new hydro

moons I've heard about.

Ok, settle down guys. I'm sure that Scout Leader Erickson will

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