Burn Country

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God, I am so sorry. I had no

idea what that was going to be.

No, no, really, it is okay.

Oh! How can people stand

to watch that kind of crap?

Probably permanently damaged your

opinion of us as a race, as a town.

No, really, it is all new to me.

I'm happy to see it.

- Wonderful performance.

- Thank you.

Really great.

Come on. We got to be

to work in an hour.

Ugh! I have totally failed

in my duty as a host.

I'll make it up to you,

though, I promise.

We'll give you a real

California welcome yet.

Listen to this.

"The actor is in

a wretched state,

"exploited like a prostitute.

"But just..."

You really liked it?

Yeah. I thought

it was very free.

It was that.

Sit, sit, please.

This is your home now too. I

want you to feel that way, okay?

Thank you.

That's very kind.

Can I pick you anything up

on my way home?

Except cigarettes. I won't

participate in a suicide.

Hmm.

Um, no, thank you.

It's fine.

What time do you have

to be there tomorrow?

9:
00.

You nervous?

Uh, I'm prepared.

I know I keep saying this,

but I'm glad you're here.

Thank you.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Aah!

I kick your ass, dude!

Osman. Holy sh*t.

Joseph. Joseph Kidd.

Oh, good to be

finally meeting you.

I'm honored, truly.

Sierra, this man is a hero.

Really?

What did you do?

Nothing, I don't know...

I can't believe you're here!

I just have to ask.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

"Fine." Christ.

What a world, right? You ever

see such a sleepy newsroom?

Look alive, people.

This man spent half his life

reporting from a war zone.

Dodging bullets while you

were slapping at flies.

Seriously, you're all over

Gabe's piece for the time.

Great work.

Heart-stopping sh*t.

Well, I... I was mostly

just arranging travel for him

and interpreting

for him on that.

So...

Well, pull that chair up and

close that door, will you?

Okay.

What can I do for you?

First, I want

to thank you again.

To you, to Gabe, I say thanks.

Of course, of course.

I'm still coming up with ideas,

but I thought maybe I could

start with early impressions.

Maybe the first day in town, or

something short about the play.

The play?

Of course, that's not all.

It's just to begin.

Part of a whole series.

But everything is so new. It's

so very bright in my mind.

Very strong.

Okay.

Yes.

Did you... did you go?

Uh...

Gloria took me,

and she didn't know what it was.

But it was ecstatic.

The actors were working

very hard,

doing tasks I didn't

understand, but still work,

hard work of some kind, and

they were speaking Polish.

I don't know why, but there

was a man and a machine,

and the man was nude with a hat.

And it was...

Very American.

That sounds insane.

Yes.

But I think it could be

a good first assignment.

A first... wait. Yeah.

Again, that's just one idea.

I know I sound very vague,

but I have to tell you,

I'm very nervous...

Because I'm just

very grateful to you...

Oh, sh*t.

Did Gabe tell you

I could give you a job?

Yes.

Oh, Jesus.

This is embarrassing.

Well, I don't have to write

about the play.

No, no, no, I...

I think you misunderstand.

There's no money.

But I thought...

I'm sorry, man.

There's really nothing.

Okay.

Thank you for your time.

Oh, wait. The blotter.

I can give you 50 bucks a week

to write a police blotter.

What's a police blotter?

"July 28.

"Sebastopol resident

Ben Dewey, 17,

"was apprehended

after an off-season hunt

"for wild boars

ended poetically."

"August 2nd.

"An illegal bonfire ended

in near tragedy

"when a 26-year-old woman

from San Francisco

"mistook the smoldering embers

for her ride back to the city.

"Thanks to our Valiant

police department,

"she was able to board a bona

fide vehicle the next morning."

"Valiant." I like it.

I don't even know what this is.

You don't have to do it.

He tell me to just use

the police report.

You don't even

have to leave the house.

I can't sit around copying reports for

$50 a week. I need to do something.

What?

I know it sounds silly,

but before,

when I'm thinking

of the California,

it looked different in my mind.

What, like big tits and sand?

I'm close. I got it.

What are we doing here?

I'll be just a minute.

You stay here in the car.

I don't want to have

to deal with him again!

I don't want to deal with it!

No, but I don't want him

in the house!

Come on, come on, come on!

He's not in the house now,

all right?

He's not in the house now.

No!

I don't want him here anymore!

Where are you headed, Maddie?

I don't want him in this house!

Where are you headed?

I don't want him in this house!

I know...

I don't want him

in this house anymore!

No! I want him out!

Okay, okay...

They're pushing him around...

Who are you?

It was just your boy here?

No! No! There were no people here!

Huh?

I'm a...

Reporter.

I can't do it!

Reporter?

From where?

I can't do it! I can't do it!

No!

No!

You come all the way

from somewhere to see me?

Oh, I'm with Gloria.

- They were here!

- Maddie, who was here?

Were there other people here?

There was other people here?

Yeah, is she going to take her?

I don't know.

Yeah, she got to take her.

She needs some authority, man.

She's mad.

Maybe you should report that,

then maybe someone will...

What's that accent?

You said where you were from,

but I... I forgot.

Oh, here she comes.

- Here she comes.

- Whoa! Whoa!

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