Burglar Page #2

for the most part.

See, I'm in a bit

of a fix.

You could fly

to New York.

I'm not sure

even then.

That's all right.

If you hear

of anybody, just...

I got

some other stuff.

This one I would

have trouble with.

It's very specific.

This one,

there's no problem.

1,000?

That's great.

I got this rolex

oyster perpetual.

The usual on that?

Yeah. thanks.

Always a pleasure.

Bernie,

i know you like

to find

your own things,

but you say

you're in a fix.

I know a long-time

customer.

I know the merchandise

involved.

It's very tempting.

IBM?

Sorry?

Italian businessman.

No, nothing like that,

nothing at all.

It's a dentist.

A dentist?

[Babies crying]

Maria dioso, por favor.

Bernard rho--

rhodenbarr?

Bernice, bernice.

Bernice rhodenbarr.

Yeah, it's nothing to

worry about, Mrs. Ramirez.

On your left.

[Door opens]

Buenos das. Como esta?

Bien.

Oh, an anglo.

Yeah, the epitome

of anglo.

Open up, please.

Uh, no.

Please open up.

No.

Open up.

No.

Please open up.

Where's the doctor?

Please open up.

Thank you.

Nice. nice choppers.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Ow! god damn.

I'm looking at your teeth.

Really?

Hi.

How we doing?

One cavity,

best as I can tell.

Cynthia:
thank you.

You can take a break now.

Don't forget

your nuts.

Lower left molar.

Great. thank you.

Shut the door.

Well, open wide.

Come on.

Thank you.

Good girl.

Mr. paggif is

a very nice man.

Yes, he is.

He said

i could trust you.

He can trust me.

I've bought a lot

of jewelry from him,

jewelry I don't

have anymore.

Somebody stole it

from me,

my former husband.

I would like very much

to get that jewelry back.

Call the police.

Well...

Ok.

Aah!

It's on the house.

You need it.

Ok.

Most all of my business

is hispanic,

most of them

illegal,

so they pay cash,

unreported cash.

There. that'll be numb

in a minute.

Didn't feel a thing,

did you?

With this cash,

i bought jewelry.

When my husband

and I separated,

he went to

our safe deposit box

and cleaned it out.

There's nothing official

i can do about it

without the IRS

finding out.

Ok, open up

for Mr. thirsty.

He kees ha woolry

in tha houba?

What?

Does he keep the jewelry

in his house?

His apartment.

I don't know why.

Guess he likes to show it

to his girlfriends,

of which he has many.

Besides, he's not exactly

a rocket scientist.

I don't know about you,

but I've always been

a sucker

for a really nice

pair of buns.

[Turns on drill]

Aah!

Let's go.

Cynthia:

the apartment's simple.

There's no doorman

downstairs,

and I've even got a key.

Whellwy?

What?

Really?

Yes, really.

Christopher's

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