Bunyan and Babe Page #3

It's my name.

What's with that stupid accent?

Is that supposed to be British?

We're from Philly,

for crying out loud.

Come on-- if you don't

drop the theatrics,

I can't take you seriously.

Funny, I was under the

impression you needed my help?

Right, fine.

Ok.

Down to business.

I need...

That.

The parking lot?

Don't be smart, I'm

talking about the property

I need to acquire.

Everything you see

past that gate--

the town, the farms,

that's what I need.

Right.

I'm off.

Good luck with that.

You just got here, Bob.

It's blackstone, Norman.

Don't make me tell you again.

You know I've never cared much

for your little real estate

deals, so I don't

know why you would

think I'd be interested now.

Can't you just

listen for one second?

Hm.

I've tried everything

with these people.

I've tried making offers

they can't refuse.

I've tried muscle.

But no one wants to sell.

One of them has even

started picketing.

I need that town.

And so I need you to

do whatever mumbo jumbo

it is you do to get

people to do things

they don't know

they're doing and then

make 'em think they

wanted to do them.

I believe the word

you're thrashing

about for is hypnosis.

Whatever.

Will you help me or not?

Hypnotize people into signing

over their property to you?

Oh, well I suppose I could,

if the price was right.

Here you go.

And tell your granddad

i said good luck.

I will Mrs. Mundy, thanks.

Mhm.

Keep

your eyes peeled.

Mhm.

Would you happen

to be Mrs. Mundy?

Yes.

How can I help you, sir?

Hello, I represent

blandsford development--

I've already told Mr.

blandsford I'm not interested.

That's final.

Oh, I think you'll reconsider.

Ever seen one of these?

Hm, uh, ooh.

I don't believe I have.

Hm.

Mhm.

Oh, hm.

Now maybelle, if you would

just please sign your name here.

And here, here, initial here.

Lovely.

Now then maybelle,

when I snap my fingers,

you're going to wake up.

You will feel proud and

happy to have made this deal.

Zob, key, boz.

Oh, thank you sir,

thank you so much.

No dear, thank you.

You there, I'd like

a word with you, boy.

Uh oh.

Get back

here, you little urchin!

The scoundrel!

The brat saw me.

Get after him!

Right, boss.

Get after him!

Oh no.

Whoa!

Nice moves, kid.

Not again.

"I'm

not running away."

Hello.

Thanks, come again.

Come back soon.

You!

You get back here.

--Here,

kitty, kitty, kitty.

I'm gonna find you,

sooner or later.

Huh?

Hm?

No, no, no.

Get out, get out.

Come on.

Oof.

I know you're up there.

Whoa ugh, ooh!

Hoo. Whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

Oof.

Phew.

Oh my-- ugh.

Hello?

Hello?

Anybody here?

Whoa.

Fee fi, fo, fum.

I can't remember the

rest of that rhyme.

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