Bunny the Killer Thing

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This is gonna work.

Is it eighty?

Thank you. Good luck with

the writing Mr. McRain.

- Thank you.

I feel inspired already.

Get the bags, my muse.

I got the key.

- It's open.

Hi.

Let's go!

Shut up!

What is this?

Who are you?

Where am I?

What are you doing? Please, don't.

Don't you know who I am?

- You are perfect.

Sonny.

He's got what it takes.

Iron chain, now!

Quickly! Quickly!

Hey, what the hell.

Fresh p*ssy!

Should we go already?

Im gonna warm up Emma this weekend.

- You're a stud if you'll get that p*ssy.

Dude, I'm going to take that p*ssy.

What are you doing here? Leave!

- Are you jerking off over Nina's pic?

Get out!

Don't tell anyone, please.

What's the problem?

Real men jerk off.

- Just remember to lock

up the door next time.

Let's get going. We should already be

at Sara and Nina's place.

Take me with you!

You'll get my bug gun and

weekly pocket money.

- Sorry, no children

allowed to the cabin.

I forgot the disco ball.

- Do we need it?

It's my mojo. I need it.

- I put your sh*t in the closet.

Jari, why is there an ambulance here?

- I borrowed it from work.

Hey Emma, could you get me that hairspray?

- No.

Im saving for fake b*obs.

- Don't be silly.

I just can't be thin and have big b*obs

at the same time. That's impossible.

Your tits are perfect.

I love you girl.

Guys!

Hey, girls!

What is that ambulance doing here?

- It's Jari's work car.

Hi, Emma. How you're doing?

- Hi.

How's your Finnish I told you?

- Pull over your lip and swallow.

Nice.

Can I take that bag of yours?

You like my shirt?

- What's the idea of that?

It's a clothing collection

designed by Emma.

It got some really nice underwear as well.

Wanker monkey.

What the hell were you thinking about?

Speak up!

P*ssy.

Jari also thought of getting p*ssy.

- Yeah, from Emma.

Hey boys. The girls are waiting.

Let's go. Hop hop.

Hello.

- Hello. What can I get you?

What are these meat pies stuffed with?

- They're stuffed with meat.

Hello.

- Hi.

Can I see some ID?

- Yeah.

Thank you.

This one.

Take off the respirator mask, please.

No.

Is there a problem?

Thank you.

Let's go, kiddo.

Fresh p*ssy!

Next up, the Swedish Lara

Jessica Svensson's mega hit, -

- 1 on the world chart for 18 weeks

and still counting; Du och Jag.

Emma, have you thought about

continuing with the clothing collection?

Maybe I could follow up with a collection

with wieners. That might be interesting.

I love what you're doing and all the boys

have given very positive feedback. -

Really?

- I put few pics on Instagram and -

added several hastags to the posts, -

- What was the Instant Gram?

Emma, you're just so out of this world,

aren't you?

Because he don't know anything about cars.

What's that?

There's two cars.

- Shut it, shut it.

Look! That sucks to break your car

at the middle of nowhere.

Hi! Do you speak English?

- Are you guys OK?

Yeah we just -

The car broke down, and we'd really appreciate

if you could help us find the nearest hotel.

We're in the middle of nowhere,

there are no hotels around.

Yeah.

- Great.

Well, thanks anyway.

- Thanks for nothing.

Hey!

You can stay with us!

OK, deal with it.

It'll be great if you

can lodge us for tonight.

OK.

- Thanks.

OK get them to tow us.

And tie the rope properly.

Thanks.

Should we have introduce ourselves to them?

Looks like they're coming to the cabin.

I've never shaken hand with a n*gger.

Mise, f*** sake.

- What?

Please turn around.

- Bollocks!

We're moving away in wrong direction.

What the f***!

I forgot to warn you,

that door is a one tricky bastard.

You can put that beer down,

this is till work time.

Lucas you need to learn to relax.

Right now we can't do anything.

Do you wanna loose a few

from your left hand too?

Who's turn it is?

- Mine.

Well take care of it when we get to

their place. First!

Hey guys!

Come on!

Deal with it now.

Welcome to my uncle's cabin.

Over there is the cabin, -

over there is the sauna.

Over there is the garage.

My name is Tuomas.

- Lucas.

Im Mise.

- Lucas.

Hello.

Hi I'm Tim. How are you man?

- Fine, very fine.

Can I call you Mr. Black?

- Are you looking for trouble?

Maybe later.

But you can call me Mr. White.

Mr. Black and Mr. White.

OK, let's do that then, Mr. White.

Let 's.

You are one crazy f***er aren't you?

- Yes I'm a crazy motherf***er.

I think I can make this one alive.

Really, Mr. White?

Really.

Do you know what we need? Vodka and beer.

- F*** yeah!

Hey Emma, can you take these, -

can you show to the boys where is

the guest room. -

I'm going to warm up the sauna. Hop hop.

Try to fit in here. My uncle hasn't

finished this room yet.

This is just fine, thank you.

What about that drink Mr. Black?

- Oh f*** yeah.

Are you coming?

You need to learn

to relax, remember?

You need to learn how

to f*** off, remember?

I come along later.

- Right.

Great! Let's go Mr. White!

- Let's go!

Retarded f***ing a**holes.

What?

- You hit your eyes on that Chinese guy.

Tonight we are going to? -

- Party!

That friend of yours was a bit of a prick.

- He's not my friend. -

He's more like an employer.

- Aha.

What about that car, Mr. Black?

- In a minute, Mr. White. First, -

wanna taste something sick?

- That looks like a normal bottle of booze.

Maybe the bottle. But right here,

this is my own sh*t.

Your own sh*t?

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