Bugs Bunny's Easter Special Page #2

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Both join hands and run like thunder

Over the hill and over the dale

Duck your head and lift your tail

Don't you stray and don't you roam

Turn around and promenade home

Corn in the crib and wheat in the sack

Turn your partner, promenade back

[THUDS]

And now you're home.

Bow to your partner.

Bow to the gent across the hall.

And that is all.

Bravo, Bugs. That was beautiful.

DAFFY:

Guess who?

- How's this, Granny?

-Merciful heavens.

Oh. I'm really sorry.

You're not what I had in mind.

I think I got an idea

that might work. Granny.

When I finish this next sequence...

...I'll introduce you to a couple of talented

friends of mine. They might help.

- Barbra Streisand and Clint Eastwood?

-No. Sylvester and Tweety Pie.

Oh?

DIRECTOR:
All set, Bugsy?

-Coming.

Roll 'em.

Well. here I am.

Hey. just a cotton-picking minute.

This don't look like

the Coachella Valley to me.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Hm. I knew I should have taken

that left turn at Albuquerque.

Oh, well, I'll just ask this gent

in the fancy knickerbockers.

I beg your paid--

Pardon me. sir.

but could you direct me...

...to the shortest route to the Coachella

Valley and the big carrot festival therein?

Meh. what's up. doc?

Stop steaming up my tail.

What are you trying to do. wrinkle it?

Let's see now. Coachella Valley. Hmm.

Into Las Vegas, San Bernardino.

Of course, you realize this means war.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CLANGS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[SNIFFS]

Ah. Me public.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Ha-ha-ha. What a gulli-bull.

Ha-ha-ha.

What a nin-cow-poop.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[SNORTS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[HONKS]

Well. he asked 10! it.

And I really need somebody

to play the part of an Easter bunny.

Hey. that's you. Sylvester.

you're a great actor.

You've got class. style.

That's true, of course. Now let's

examine my stunning technique.

A circus. Suffering succotash.

I love circuses .

Oh. boy. Pink lemonade. cotton candy...

...peanuts.

Well. I must be early. no one's here yet.

[HUMMING]

[MEOWING]

Lion, king of the cats

King of the cats, eh?

Well, you're not my king.

[ROARS]

You wanna be king. eh?

Okay. king. I'm clowning you.

[ROARING]

[HISSING]

Camel.

Elephant.

Tiger.

A Tweety Bird.

A Tweety Bird?

I thought I saw a pussycat.

I did. I did see a pussycat.

[THUDS]

[LION ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

Nyah. nyah.

Uh-oh. Here comes that pussycat again.

TWEETY:

Hello. pussycat.

[CRASHES]

Well. I guess

that solves my lion problem.

I just don't think this dumb old pussycat

can play an Easter bunny. Granny.

Just a minute, buster. Let the lady

make up he! own mind.

Watch me in this one. Granny.

I'm only stupendous.

Our new member

has come to us 10! help.

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