Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Page #3

Hi, all right.

Hey, what's your soup today?

Split pea with rice and broccoli.

That sounds good.

I'll have a bowl of that.

And some braces?

And maybe a haircut?

And a new shirt? God.

Kathy, I'm going on break.

Bring a bowl of soup

to Bugs Bunny at the counter.

Marge, you just went on break.

I'll get that soup over to you

right away.

My name's Kathy, by the way...

...so if you need anything,

just holler.

Okay. I'm Hucky.

Boiler at me if you need spazzing.

Okay.

I need you to clean up

the bathrooms.

Oh, it's Marge's night

to clean the bathrooms.

Marge had to leave sick.

Why are you being so difficult?

Marge has a hard life.

Marge has got hairy ears

just like a tarantula.

And she's ugly as sh*t.

Show some compassion,

would you?

Okay.

I didn't know we had rats over here.

Do you want me to clean

the bathrooms for you? I can.

No, it's sweet of you to offer,

but I can do it.

All right. Let me know.

I love that accent.

- Are you from the Midwest?

- Yeah! Iowa.

Good guess.

Are you here on vacation...

...or did you come here

to become a movie star?

A movie star.

Do you have mind powers?

No, just root-beer-float powers.

Hey

- I have a question.

- Okay.

Are there any stars here?

Because it says

"Tony's Famous Diner" on the sign...

...but I haven't recognized anyone.

Yeah. Play it cool.

I'm not supposed to say this...

...but the guy behind you,

on your left...

...was Chewbacca in Star Wars.

- What? He was Chewbacca?

- Yes.

I love Star Wars.

- On my left?

- Yeah.

Oh, my God. He looks just like him.

Midwest,

what are you doing in there?

Munching on this chocolate Frisbee,

doing some Mad Libs.

I see that.

Why are you doing it in the bushes?

I actually thought I'd setup camp

in here tonight.

It's actually kind of warm.

You don't have any place to stay?

No. I just got to town,

so I don't really know anybody yet.

But it's fine. I was a Cub Scout,

so I can make do.

Bucky, get out of the bushes.

Come on,

it's not a nice neighborhood.

There's a guy at my apartment building

who's been looking for a roommate.

Let's go see

if the room's still available.

And, you know, if not,

we've got much nicer bushes.

All right, sounds like a plan.

So you live here your whole life?

No, I grew up in New Jersey.

I moved here after high school.

You went to high school?

- Yeah, you didn't go?

- No, my town didn't have one.

So, what kind of movies

you wanna do? Comedy, drama?

Nude.

So comedy.

No, full-on nude. My folks did it.

Cross my heart.

Well, that's awesome. Awesome.

- Thanks.

- Here we are.

Home, sweet home.

Your bushes are super nice.

Yeah, they're nice.

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