Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Synopsis: Living in small town Iowa, Bucky Larson is a simple minded, uneducated, beaver toothed young man still living with his protective parents, Jeremiah and Debbie Larson. Initially saddened when he is fired from his job as a bagger at a supermarket, he eventually sees it as a sign that he is destined for greatness in some other field. Based on some information he learns, Bucky believes that destiny is to become a porn star, despite he being a virgin and only having recently learned what masturbation is. With his parents' blessing, Bucky hops on a bus to Los Angeles to make it big there as a porn star. He is taken under the wings of a few people in LA. On the professional side, he meets the reigning king of porn, Dick Shadow, who only sees in Bucky a laughing stock. But washed up porn director Miles Deep stumbles across what he sees as an untapped niche market for Bucky's limited talents. Miles has the challenge of trying to convince investors who only see in Bucky the antithesis of porn. O
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.3
Metacritic:
9
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2011
97 min
$2,331,318
Website
266 Views


a lot of time on this.

Is it really that fun?

Better than "Donkey Kong."

Now, get right out of town.

Okay.

So how do you do it, this....

What is it, whacking?

It's a breeze. We'll walk you

through it, step by step.

We'll even kill the lights,

So you can have your privacy.

But you know what? We'll put on

the old Billy Squier black light...

...so you can see your business.

Jeez, guys, thanks a lot

for helping me out here.

Hey, we wouldn't be your friends

if we didn't.

Now, jump in the big bean.

All right.

Now you're gonna see

some sexy stuff in the movie.

Stuff that's gonna inflate

your fun-tool.

Like hot-buttered yaboes.

I got a feeling

this is gonna be a doozy.

So pop a button

and go ankles on your trousers.

You're gonna wanna

be ready, Bucky.

We should put down a tarp.

Could be a flood when he blows.

Just finished baling the hay.

Need me to put the pitchfork

anywhere else?

How's it going up there, Bucky?

Not sure. I'm catching some air

off my wrinkle-bag.

- Is that what we're looking for?

- One hundred percent, Bucky.

That's called liftoff.

Okay.

Bucky, grab your joystick.

The game's about to begin.

- Okay, one hand or two?

- No, just the one.

Keep your other hand free...

...in case you wanna tap

on your dirt button.

Okay.

Forget your dirt button!

Just ice-pick it, Bucky!

Grab at it and really go to town!

Up and down, like a pogo stick!

Am I doing It now? Am I a whacker?

You're a whacking machine!

Is that who I think it is?

How does that feel?

You know,

that's got a real kick to it, hon.

Just like a donkey.

That's your folks.

One hundred percent.

By golly.

Oh, my!

Jeez, that's weird.

That's my folks.

On the big screen.

I think that's pretty dang cool,

Bucky.

Hi, Buck.

I knew you couldn't resist

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Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, film producer, and musician. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member, Sandler went on to star in many Hollywood feature films .. more…

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