Buck Wild Page #3

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Even though the drive

was a little inconvenient,

but definitely

a top-10 trip.

We've only taken

five or six trips, Lance.

Shut up, tom.

Hey, guys,

I have a little announcement

I want to make.

Lance?

Just a sec.

Okay.

Um, I've been saving up

for quite some time now,

and, uh, well,

come Monday morning...

Oh! Made yourself

a little friend did ya, buddy?

What the hell is that?!

I don't know. I strangled it

over by the trash.

Get that away from me, Lance.

Well, this is...

this is outrageous!

Oh, come on, tom.

Stop being a little queer.

You know what? I think I'm...

I'm just gonna go to bed.

Okay, all right.

I'm sorry, boss.

It was just a joke.

Come on, don't go.

No, I'm a little tired

from the drive.

Sit down!

Drink it!

I'm sorry, boss.

Proceed with

what you were sayin'.

Right.

Uh, yeah, okay,

um, before the whole...

Dead animal thing, um,

I was actually gonna

tell you guys

uh, that, well...

I'm gonna ask Carla to marry me.

I'm sorry, Jerry.

My bad.

Is that what I think it is?

Yeah, Lance, I...

I'm gonna ask Carla to marry me.

That's beautiful, boss.

Wow.

Well, congrats, man. Wow.

You guys are just

perfect for each other...

just... just perfect.

Thanks, Lance.

You know you're

the best man right?

Uh-huh.

Sure thing, partner. Yeah.

Well, uh... Mm.

You know,

I think I'm gonna hit the hay.

Yeah, I'm not much of

a morning person

and I know

we're getting up early, so...

Really?

Yeah, no, I-I'll see you guys

tomorrow...

in the morning.

Well, all right, buddy.

Good night.

Sleep tight.

Tom, is Lance all right?

Yep. Fine.

Tom?

Look, I don't know

if this is true or not,

but it's really been

killing me lately,

and I-I hate to say this

because what if I'm wrong,

but then again

I think I'm right.

But then again...

tom.

I think Lance is

having an affair with Carla.

What?!

Oh, boy.

Shh!

What are you talking about, tom?

Okay, remember...

remember when I came by

a few months ago

to drop those DVDs off...

there were several.

And by the way, "love actually"

is a great movie.

Tom!

Sorry, um, well...

You weren't home yet,

but... He was.

So? Lance comes over

all the time.

Lance and Carla

are good friends.

Th-that...

that's too far away.

Th-that could be anybody.

That could be anybody.

Really, tom? Huh?

You're gonna come at me

with this garbage?

No, not cool.

Not cool, tom!

I'm sorry, Craig.

Yeah, I...

I'm going to bed.

Did you really

strangle that thing?

Hey!

Everything all right in here, boss?

Yeah.

Nietzsche once said,

"love is a state in which

a man sees things

most decidedly

as they are not."

Thanks.

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