Bu Er Shen Tan Page #2

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...going up in smoke.

Madam, "smoke" is hard to see.

Huang Fei Hong, Huang Fei Hong...

90 help Wang Bu Er!

Huang Fei Hong?

Huang Fei Hong!

Huang Fei Hong?

Ahhh!

Who exactly are you?

Right. I forgot to introduce myself.

Police!

Chen Hu!

The long arm of the

law always gets its man!

Good line.

Kid, I'm gonna call you Sh*t Magnet.

It was a simple case.

Both suspects escaped...

we lost the goods and the evidence...

...and Chen Hu, one of our most

wanted men, also got away!

So what happened, exactly?

You're trying to get me to eat my gun?

Madam!

We weren't expecting Chen Hu.

I've already taken temporary measures.

...to minimize the damage.

You pulverized the bar,

that's your minimized damage?

All that proves is that you

don't know what you're doing!

You idiots!

You morons!

You waste of air!

Thank you, Madam!

For what?

I'm thinking exactly what you are.

I always tell them...

I always say, the chief is smart...

...listen to her!

Cut the sh*t!

I have 18 people lying in the hospital.

...and a million-dollar bill from the bar.

Who's paying for this?

Who's taking responsibility?

Me!

This wasn't their fault.

If you see fit to consign

me to a desk, I'll take it!

Fine!

Starting tomorrow, you're my secretary!

I know nothing about computers.

You three.

...are going to write me

a very detailed report...

...and if I don't like it...

...you guard the parking

garage from now on!

Yes, Madam...

The workday is over...

we'll write it tomorrow.

Do you know why I'm

still a police officer?

I have a master's degree

in criminal investigation...

...and another in criminal psychology.

When I was a detective...

I solved two major cases, and

won three awards for excellence.

But with all that, I still haven't

been promoted. - Do you know why?

Because you're stupid.

I'm stupid?

You are the source of my stupidity!

- Me?

If it weren't for you, I'd

be commissioner already!

You think you'd get noticed without me?

Do you remember the

Causeway Bay vice roundup...

...and the thief I caught in

Sham Shui Po two years ago?

How could I forget?

We didn't catch a single

thief, or a single prostitute.

But on the same raid, I

found a counterfeiting ring...

...and caught a serial killer in a brothel.

Don't you get it?

Where would you be if it weren't for me?

Now get on your knees, and thank me!

- Me, kneel and thank you?

If the day actually comes

when you help me solve cases...

I'll build a shrine.

...and burn incense with you.

But not to me?

If not to me, then to who?

Your tombstone!

Again with the fighting?

Just get married.

We fight, so we should get married?

By that logic, I should marry you!

If you married me...

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